Afghanistan OKAY wow so starting off with a hot one, Afghanistan Probably most notable for being one of the countries nobody can conquer!? Right. Well maybe, but there’s more than what meets the eye! (probably, I don’t know that, I just said it so this sounds interesting.) Now starting with some modern knowledge as modern Afghanistan and Afghanistan from 35 years ago really isn’t the same. Please forgive me if I get a few things wrong as I’m not the most educated on the topic. In 1996 the capital of “Islamic Republic of Afghanistan” was overrun and captured by the Taliban who then established the “Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan” Yeahh similar name. Try not to get them confused will ya? Anywho,after the 2001 and the events that were included U.S. forces (as well as some others) went into Afghanistan and retook the capital with the help of the Afghan Northern Alliance and were able to establish a state that was uhh not very stable and ultimately they were unable to keep this and by 2021 forces withdrew leading the Taliban to retake the rest of Afghanistan and the Islamic Emirate was established once again and is still there do this day. SO uhh that something. Besides that kinda modern history lesson. Besides that which was on the modern side Afghanistan is one of the oldest civilizations in the entire world dating back to the ancient age of the Bronze and the Helmand civilization which was wayyy back thousands of years ago. Besides it being an OG to the modern world it’s also notably recognized for being landlocked, which is more of a con than it is a pro but yeah… Cool fact though. Other notable facts, Islamic nation, Theocracy, quality of living is meh and remember these are MY opinions if you think Afghanistan is super awesome dog sauce then sure. But ehh yeah there’s the overview.
Second entry: So after doing my first nation on the list it kinda dawned on me that, that was kind of maybe on the boring side but I wasn’t really sure how to make it seem more interesting so that’s that I guess, and is there a comma in “thats”? I have no clue. I’m thinking about yapping about school possibly since well I go to it every day, but there really isn’t much to talk about. It's as normal as school can be and nothing really happens right? At least mine is uneventful just full of people who don’t want to be there and also teachers who for some reason want to work at a school? (no offense of course if you are or wanna a teacher haha [unless you want to be a Mathematics/Algebra/Geometry or any other type of math teacher, then you very much do want to take offense…glad we can establish that.]) Oh yeah MATH. I dislike it strongly but unfortunately it’s really useful if you want to do something in life. But let’s be real, a lot of this stuff most people aren’t even going to use in life. Obviously all the basics are and maybe some parts of Algebra (more like Algebruh) and definitely parts of Geometry but besides like that eh. I’m fine with other school subjects. I don't really find a problem with them, I don’t currently have history this year but every other year I have had it and I do next year and like many others I do enjoy it a lot. English is also quite hated but I don’t find a problem with it. Maybe it’s because my teacher I’m not sure but it’s not TOO bad keyword TOO bad oK1?121? I also have some type of Science class, typically something like Chemistry, Biology, or Physics. And well yeah i'm quite fine with those and the other side classes. As for the people AT my school they are whatever, rarely anybody who’ll change someone's life in a drastic great way. There are TONS who can change it for the worst though. Try to keep away from those! But, Ladies and Gentlemen this isn’t a guide on what to expect in school it’s a long text and long texts go on for a while and not usually on the same topic either. Also sorry for the run-on sentences I'm not 11 I promise! And I might not even have run on sentences but I have a history of not making sense in these types of things and I'm not really going back to review my work. Now what do I say now? I don’t have any ideas left. I guess i’ll write about uhm the YEAR, yes 2025, just made it in time in time for this to be counted as a 2025 writing and not 2026, i was debating in my head if I wanted to make this in the beginning of 2026 but I decided I was kind of getting impatient and SOMEONE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) KEPT BUGGING ME TO MAKE A REALLY LONG TEXT which yeah, I was going to make one eventually I thought it was a good idea and it would be quite fun for my life, which is well not quite fun right now to say the least. I’m honestly not an entirely too sure this will be active I know discussed this earlier but I want to give a more straight answer right now and say it will probably go for a whileeeeeee, i’ll try to stay motivated the best I can, and probably won’t have a consistent date for each of these updates however for now I’m trying to get in an update maybe every day, of course it’s only my second day doing technically, but i’ll try to keep this going for a while. Now you tell me in 1 year if i’m still motivated (i hope so) I don’t think school work will stop me but I also hope I don’t run into any other problems like I did this year. All I've run into is stress after stress after stress after stress and that's not an exaggeration by no means. Year after year it just keeps getting worse, and no I don't mean school although that could be a reason for some of the extra stress. Now I won’t go into detail on what this has done to me and things seem to be going better at least for now [Keywords: Atleast/for/now], and I seem to be hanging in there just fine currently. [Keyword: Currently] hopefully I'm doing way better by this time 2026 but my current state right now is still very manageable and liveable to where my mood is usually on a happier side. So that's quite a bit of yap, some a bit serious and some not. I say let’s continue on our nations (does anyone read these lol) Albania: Albania… What else more is there to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Wow that was really cool huh? I bet you didn’t know that about Albania, right? Don’t tell me you did, we both know you didn’t things like that is what make Albania one of the most important countries on earth right? Very cool, very pro, and very influential, I mean I didn't want to make that too short so I really locked in (modern slang, lets see if that is still used in some years when you’re reading this :P ). I decided to detail the Albanian review a looooot just so you can get as much info as possible so you should be happy you’re informed of such knowledge. Algeria:
Biggest Nation in Africa with a population of 47,400,000, and with over 85% of it's land being located in the Sahara Desert, Algeria is a big difference from teh 2 previous nations we've taken a look at. To start with the basics Algeria gained it's independance from France (nice) of the 5th of July 1962 after about 8 years of revolution and fighting for their independance. Frane originally attacked and occupied the Algerians in the invasion of the Algiers in 1830, and removing Ottoman influence from the region, though it was a semi-autonomous nation before the French invasion. After this it was made a Colony of France all the way up until 1848 where they declared and fought for their independan- oh wait nevermind they didn't, wrong part uhh Where was I... Ah yes, they DIDN'T get independence and instead the colony was dissolved and Algeria became directly apart of France. From 1848 all the way into their independence began a "aggressive francization and assimilation" of Algeria and rapidly integrating Algeria to be apart of it. French culture and language aswell was pushed in Algeria. Yup Baguettes, French language, and more, pretty scary right? Imagine having to say: Bonjour, je suis une fière citoyenne française vivant en Algérie. Yeah you can imagine what a nightmare it was for Algerians and this created way stronger resentment than any normal colony would have. Despite this basic modern knowledge Algeria is also notable for: being Africa's largest nation since 2011, being the 10th most populated African nation right below Uganda which is 12x smaller than Algeria. The president of Algeria is Abdelmadjid Tebboune who has served since 2019 as the eighth president and is currently 80 years old (we thought our politicians were old) oh and yes there is a nation on here that I will mention eventually that has a leader over 95! Some more outside knowledge of Algeria: Mediternean nation on northern Africa, controlled my multiple empires in the past such as the Carthaginians, the Romans, The Eastern Romans (could be considered the same empire), the Islamic Caliphates, the Zayyanid Kingdom, the Ottomans, the French and many many more. Andorra: Really small, really tiny thats all there really is to explain about this country but to go in depth it has a population of 82,000 and is landlocked right between the French, and Spanish border. However Andorra is actually older than both modern Spain and modern France however France itself is an older country dating back in the 800s while Andorra dates to the 1200s still quite old. Some facts about Andorra is that it's located in the Pyrenees which is a HUGE mountain range so much so Andorra's capital "Andorra La Vella" is the highest capital in Europe. Think of the Pyrenees like the Alps of the area..... except the Alps are way taller and it's not even close -_- . Andorra's currency is alo the Euro which is the currency of the Europeon Union aswell, except its not in the Europeon Union... easy to understand right? Andorra also declared war on the German Empire in the first World War and never officially signed a peaced treaty afterwards until 1958 meaning they technically were at war with the German Empire (a nation that fell in 1918) all the way until 1958 where they signed the peace deal. MAKES SENSE?!?? RIGHT? Andorra also styaed neutral for world war two interestingly enough. Andorra also joined the UN and Council of Europe in 1993 and 1994 with it's economy sitting at $1,180,000,000 USD. To compare that with other nations at the time France had an economy of $1,959,000,000,000 at the time and Spain has an economy of $647,170,000,000 placing them at 4th and 9th in the world at the time while Andorra placed somewhere between 140th-160th place in the world because of it's such tiny economy which is entirely reliant on tourism alone (pretty much). Andorra is also notable for it's immigrant population where about 60% of it's population are immigrants and rising. Despite that Andorra's main religon by far is Christianity with over 90% of the population being. Angola: Oh we're back in Africa!? Yeah get used to it because we'll be coming back to this continent a LOOOOT as it holds the most countries in the world. With a population of 39,000,000 people and currently rising Angola unfortunately isn't mainly recognized globally for any significant feat, but I could be wrong so I apologize if am. If you know world flags you would know in the flag world it is kind of recognizable for it's communist styled flag which consists of a Yellow star, half a cogwheel, and a Machete crossing it. Sort of similar to the Hammer and Sickle crossing with the yellow star. And while Angola is notably NOT a communist country (we'll get to those) it was ONCE a communist country. [Keyword: ONCE] In the mid 70s, 1975 to be exact the MPLA party of Angola backed by the Soviet Union and the newly communist Republic of Cuba (not really new but new compared to the modern day. [Cuba is still communist]) helped fund and support the MPLA party to officially take over and declare communist Angola in 1975 which lastest all the way to 1990 when the MPLA party abandoned Marxism and a civil war that lasted to 2002 proceeded. The MPLA party still rules Angola to this day. Now for some deeper less modern history: Angola was colonized and controlled by Portugal for over 400 years, starting in the 1400s when Portugese explorers made contact with Kongo the ruling kingdom at the time, over time Portugal gradually took control of the area as well as Ndonga and establishing the Portugese Angola Colony which lasted from 1575 all the way until 1975, yeah surprisingly recent. It's also noted that Angola was also made an overseas province (not the same as what France did with Algeria) in 1951. Today Angola IS on a recovery path raching an economy of $115,000,000,000 placing it as Africa's SEVENTH richest country behind Kenya with 136,000,000,000 and followed closely by Ghana at 111,000,000,000. Of course all of this is at the time i'm writing this so YOU tell me what these ranks and numbers are in the future cuz this is quite the archive of the time. Angola also contributes around 3.5% to 4% to Africa's total economy and 0.08% to the entire world.
Third Entry: uhhhh, what do I say??? Hmmm any ideas? Nothing interesting huh? Well what am I supposed to say on a really long text? And who's actually reading down here??? You? Nooo possibly not this is a good spot to add secret messages... but maybe this is TOO obvious but again.... is anyone REALLY reading down here. I mean surely if you did you're probably getting annoyed by me saying all this but I really don't know what to say? I'm typing... on a keyboard... attatched to a computer... why? Because someone put a keyboard with a computer. But why? Bcuz it makes the most sense silly. Buttt why does it make the most sense? Why are keyboards a thing? Ah yes for a type writer, but why were those a thing... OH humans were just too lazy to keep writing stuff by hand haha who would get tired of doing that? I'm doing it right now, I just have a permanent W H I T E marker and i'm writing on my computer screen with it, I don't even have a keyboard, this isn't even all real right now what you're reading isn't by me it's not even writing you imagining it? Silly, you're silly why have you gone this far into my text? What are you trying to find out there isn't anything for YOU here so why must you search? Why must you look for an answer to no question? You're not cool you're not funny, or different. DON'T BE A HERO??!? Don't be a hero in a villains world son. Or uhh daughter (kinda weird man, i don't even know what im saying anymore :/) SO... WHAT is the point of this text here? WHY WHYYYY am i typing this... I MEAN WRITING. Why is this here, how did you find this website... HOW did you find this website. Don't look at it, it's not healthy for you, oh and this gives me your data i'm hacking you RIGHT NOW all your info yup... EVERYTHING is being given to me at this very moment because you entered my D O M A I N. Unfortunately for me right now I can't see it because I just put my coding screen into bright mode and my eyes hurt andjhdj i canjt evren see wjat om typing''", Is tge soeling ohay? Wrl; hipefuly. Ugh i'm tired of english let's do another language. Salut... no, not that one. Hola... noo different once. Oi... ehh i'm good portugese if fine though. Ni Hao!... Uhmm definitely not. О, это здорово! Да-да, мне это нравится! Сейчас я говорю по-русски, но вы меня понимаете? Наверное, нет, может быть, возможно. Думаю, я мог бы написать всё это по-русски, но на этом языке никто не говорит, если только ты не шпион, как однажды сказал мой друг. Если вы это переводите, я просто хочу сказать привет :). НО ЕСЛИ ВЫ ГОВОРИТЕ ПО-РУССКИ И ЧИТАЕТЕ ЭТО... НАДЕЮСЬ, ВАС СБРОСЯТ В КОЛОДЕЦ. Okay, now that I got that out I just want to say as i'm writing this at 18:45. I currently have school tomorrow and uhh a quiz... Fourth Entry: It's currently night and i'm writing this just because... i'm not really sure what to say, I'm currently grinding another leaderboard in a game (i'm quite addicted to them) yeah I might rant on those later because I play them way too much. I'm not really sure what to type about here. I mean again what do i write? Today in school it was Friday so thats nice, there was a school concert today after school. Kind of an uneventful day at school though, we had a substitute for 8th period (although it's blocks in my school) so it could more or less be considered the 4th class of the day but technically 8 classes. But yeah pretty uneventfuly just some assignments which were quite easy to get through. I'm so ready for Christmas break, I think it's the week after this coming week so thats nice. I'll definitely have more time to type in this for Christmas break so the amount of characters i'm gaining per week or per day whill most likely speed up but I'm still not sure, depends on how I spend my break. As i'm typing this I think I have around 18,078. Which is alright but obviously I need way more it just isn't enough right? But I'm also not sure when i'l stop typing. I'm pretty sure some people on the internet are exceeding 100,000 200,000 400,000 and evens some exceeding 600,000. I wonder who'll be the first to 1,000,000, that a pretty crazy feat but i'm not down to the idea of getting it. Will I be the first? no obviously not if some people have a 670,000 character headstart when I get 1,000,000 (if I do) then they SHOULD have 1,600,000 but I highly doubt I can keep up with that speed so I wouldn't really be surprised if that person has exceeding 2,000,000 characters but i don't know maybe they slow down. As for the first place (whoever that is) when I get 1,000,000, oh yeah they are definitely exceeding 2,000,000. But hey I don't know right. or maybe I do... you don't know that, maybe I can see the future. It's also the weekend tomorrow so hopefully I can grow faster tomorrow in characters but like i've said I DONNA KNOWW. I also want to make website updates to this well website but i'm not exactly the best at coding a website but I also want to make it look ehh, atleast a little better right? But this is an LTE website not a random one that has an LTE as a side. THIS IS THE MAIN PART so hopefully it's cool. I probably won't add too much to this though. I've also updated this to add versions! Is it unnecesssary? yup Is it needed? Nope Why did I add it? Because I can. I'm not really sure what counts as a different version? I guess just every time I go in and update this, but then versions would come and go pretty quick so i'm not really sure. But for now we are currently sitting at Version 1.0. Which is like the FIRST Version so uh yea. Technically no since the first version would've been on the google doc i started this on so uhhh. But that was short lived and I quickly changed to over here and I only really got to like 10,000 characters on the google doc so i'm already about double of that. I think this is where i'll keep my typing mostly for now though as I do NOT have any other places to put it at. SO uh yeah, for now I think my goal is going to be around 50,000 characters. If I achieve this i'll maxmize to around 100,000 and if I SOMEHOW get that i'll go to 200,000 and then 300,000 and so on. But it's likely this'll go abandoned and I won't keep any motivation for this. I tend to be quite the consistant person though (alteast in competition) So we'll see how we do here when there really isn't any competition since i'm not exactly trying to be. Just tryin' to bring my character count up right? Oh yeah and get a super long text cuz yes.There's some people who are trying to read this in real life unfortunately so let's see if I can go a while before they can finish it since i'm generally uh well uh pretty quick typer. I'm guessing at this point I should probably continue to my fun uhh kinda fun list of going over the countries of the world. I also had figured instead of doing 193 countries i'll be doing 195. Why? I don't know, the alphabetical list of countries i'm looking at has 195 so i'll just go with that but frankly, I have no clue who the extra 2 are. Isn't hurting me though that's extra characters to type down. At this moment I have I think- 190 nations left so almos tin the 180s, and next on the list isss..... Antigua and Baruda. Fun...! Welp, I guess we should get started but I really don't know where to start. MAN I only ever heard of that because I studied like every country on a map to learn where they are! It's memorization not being a genius, i'm not all that chat but okay I guess we'll start this. Antigua and Barbuda: As the name suggests the islands of Antigua and Barbuda are well, Two islands that go by the name "Antigua" and... Can ya guess it? Well if you said Barbados then you'd be ri- WRONG it's Barbuda bro get it right! The second island is Barbuda, but in reality Antigua carries, they're more rich, a bit bigger, better beaches and so on. For the history of this tiny two island nation, it was first colonized by the British Empire in 1632 (and Barbuda 1666), and lasted all the way until 1981 making it one of the longest lasting colonies under british rule overseeing the colonization and de colonizatization of many nations such as India and Canada. Although it's still beaten by Bermuda which has been under british rule since 1612 and yes that's SINCE [Keyword: Since] as it is still under the United Kingdom today. Antigua and Barbuda are predominantely Christian, specificaly Protestant Christian, and even more specifically Anglican but also lots more. Besides these uhh facts, the islands are known for their over 365 beaches althought lots of these aren't even open to the public. Other random stuff, is: the islands were discovered in 1493 by Christopher Columbus, though they were settled much later.
Argentina TBC:
Also known as the Argentine Republic, is a country is South America the second largest in the continent and the eighth largest in the world. Argentine gained independence in 1816 which was quite early in latin america independance movement. Now though this isn't about other countries, it's worth noting that that pretty much all of the South American Spanish colony countries also got their independence around this same time preferebly between 1810 to 1825 however some fighting started earlier in 1808 and all the wars finally ended in 1833. The events that triggered these wer eprobably Napoleon's invasion of Spain and him getting rid of their King (and putting his brother in charge of the country instead.) Obviously being Spain if you have a vast wealthy empire and your monarch gets replaced by a foreign one your not gonna like it and that officially sparked the Peninsular War! (1808 to 1814). Seizing the opporunity these Latin American colonies started to fight for their independence and also cuz they don't wanna French colonies. Listen if there's one thing you're going to learn about this Longest text ever it's that France is gonna appear a LOT and usually not for the right reasons but yeah thats that. However in the case of Argentina it probably was a good reason because it gave them a chance to declare independence against their colonizer who already had half of their mainland lost to the French at this time. During the Argentine war of indpendence our star is José de San Martín who's the lead general in this war contributing the most to the liberation of Argentina, Peru and Chile. Uhh yeah you heard tht right, Argentina WAS his main priority as he was from there but i guess he decided to just do some side hussles to I GUESS LOL!? I mean forget George Washington, José de San Martín just decided to fight for 3 countries and probably at the same time too I mean thats quite impressive right? Finally from 1826 to 1827 Bernardino Rivadavia served as their first president. Now there's a LOT when it comes to Argentina that I still need to add on so trust me I will be. I'm probably going to label this as a to be continued section because I'll more to it in the future.
Fifth Entry: Ok so uhh I guess i'll talk about leaderboards finally, I think I glanced over 'em earlier a bit but not in depth. I L I K E leaderboards. Like is probably an understatement but whatever. I've been getting on random leaderboards on random websites and games for a while now and i've slowly increased the weight each new leaderboard I get on holds. Back when i started these I was maybe finding no name games with like 1 player and getting on the top 10 which probably hadn't even been active for a month. But slowly (and surely) I did start to get into bigger league stuff and honestly I would have with it. Atleast if I was winning, but even if I was falling down them atleast the competition was fun. It usually didn't take me long to do these kind of things cause again these weren't super active and when they were i'd absolutely try to grind it (which I wasn't that fast at). I started doing these around late 2021 but my first were in 2020 and early 2021. Now with my leaderboard gains progessively becoming bigger by early 2023 I was looking to move on to something that was better for me and this one takes place on a very popular game website. And this chapter marks quite a competitive (and sometimes rather salty) Leaderboard Grind. One that I still play to this day and took me 2 years to get the #1 Spot on.
Volcano Survival: In early 2023 around February, I had been introduced to the video game Volcano Survival by a new friend and it had a good player count too, maybe 70-110 at the time. Now there's a lot to go over on this game and it's leaderboard from 2020-2023 unforunately for me, I wasn't playing then so my side of the story starts in 2023. I had joined my friend in a game called Volcano Survival and it's top 10 leaderboard was based on the amount of survivals a player had, according to the games badges 10 people had the 1,000 survivals badge and one look at the leaderboard showed all those 10 were on there. (The Leaderboard was indeed a top 10, not a top 50 or 100 or anything else). Luckily for me I save screenshots and the top 10 at the goes as follows: first- 5681 second- 5049 third- 3107 fourth- 2615 fifth (controversial i know)- 2414 sixth- 1452 seventh- 1317 eigth- 1196 ninth- 1045 tenth- 1006 Now with these numbers they're quite massive with the entire top 10 alone spanning around 4600 survivals. And so as any person who was looking for bigger and more popular games to get on leaderboards on i... immedietly got intimidated by these huge numbers and said NOPE. The End. Yeahh... I wasn't exactly excited to do this leaderboard and I figured i'm not gonna do it despite most of the top 10 literally being inactive, atleast the bottom 5 were. None the less I didn't really have it in me to grind 1000 SURVIVALS! LIKE 1000 is a LOT and putting that much dedication into a game that was already on the decline in players by the time I got to it didn't seem worth it (atleast it didn't average 0 players... not forshadowing of course.) I'd rather spend my time doing other things and well. Other things came and those things went and by May I had been pretty bored with what i was doing, though I had started to make a name for myself around the Leaderboard community. Around the middle of May I did FINALLY join Volcano Survival and decide to play a bit, nothing major! Maybe to 25-30 survives but this was the inevitable start of it. Over the next few days I progressively began to spend more time on the game each day rising from 30 to 50 to 90, to soon 110 survivals. I exceeded 100 survivals pretty quickly and even though I was 10% to the top 10 I did finally start to have faith that I might make it. PAUSE you're probably thinking to yourself: Why aren't you sure to grind to top 10 and why aren't you motivated for even first at 5681 survivals??? And if you weren't thinking that well you sure are now. And the truth is somewhere between February and May first place had actually changed believe it or not and a player who we'll call "spipobat" had taken the lead and exceeded 6000 survivals!... No wait they got 5596 :nerd. we gotta be exact here okay. Now I don't know who had the nerve to just hop off the game 4 survivals away from one of the biggest milestones a community has ever witnessed but clealry this guy did. Upon looking at his account it looks nothing less of an alt... No groups, a few friends, plain avatar, not following anyone, pretty... plain. Not even any games in the favourites. I wasn't really sure what was going on but I wasn't an investigator either. I needed to keep a low profile and NOT get noticed right? Well anyways for now i'm making my way to the top 10 and the only person who knows happens to be my very friend who's soaring at around 2,000 survivals at this time, specifics are not mentioned as I don't remember but i'll say around 2500 to 2600. It's honestly a cruise for the weeks following I make my way to 200, then 300, then 400, then 500, 600, and 700. So what do I do? I'm getting close but I DO NOT wanna be known... So what do I do? Well definitely not make myself known by MESSAGING the guy in first place... Uhh yeah, but what's the worst that can happen. OH HE GOT 6K UMM COOL NOW HE KNOWS A NEW PLAYER IS ARISING. Being the gentleman I totally am I even message him congraulating him for reaching 6,000 so thats nice I guess. If it were today though I wouldn't have done that. Now I ended up getting on the levels top 10 before the survivals. For context there are two leaderboards and I should've mentioned this earlier but one leaderboard is survivals, the classic leaderboard thats always been there. The other one is a newer levels leaderboard. You can gain xp from winning games and after a certain amount you gain one whole level. The XP required for each level increases and you get higher up, and I made it to the leaderboard displaying the top levels days before the survivals leaderboard. (Around when I had 800 survivals) When I finally got on the top 10 I had 1,007 survives, and this is truly where it begins. To start off now that I had actually gotten to the leaderboard Liverpool was much more keen to play and he did exceeding 3,000 survivals or about half of first place. I could go into the absolute rivalry that is between Liver and spipobat but I won't, just know they aren't exactly fans of eachother. Back to my progess now! It took a bit but not too long before I surpassed more players on the leaderboard and eventually shot up to around 6th place slowly (but surely closing the gap on Liverpool and spipobat (who's at like 6600 around this time.) The first true interesting parts happen when I reach 5th place with 3000 survives and decide it's time to pass liverpool. FAILIURE INCOMING!!!! DON'T DO IT.....................uhmmm yeah it didn't work out so well, the end result was Liverpool getting into third with 4,300 and my sitting in fifth STILL at 3,200. It wasn't even close. After this we're gonna have to cut over to early 2024 as in late 2023 my account was BRUTALLTY hacked and i was stuck at 3,300 for a while all the way until december. In early 2024 I truly got back in the game and started to slowly sloowly sssllllooooowwwwwllllyyyyyyyy work my way back up the leaderboard and I decided to test my luck annndddd... F a i l. Absolute fail too, it concluded with me at 4,500, Liverpool nearly double of that and spipobat who also got involced at around 9,999. And then it happened, for the first time 10,000 survives was acquired and this is when it truly started to dawn on me that I'm probably not gonna get first by speed. SWITCHUP! Introducing my master plan it works super well when you need to pass someone, all you gotta is... grind, just don't stop and you'll achieve success (most of the time) for the rest of 2024 I slowly creeped my way up to around 6000 survivals surpassing the former first (ster_stuffyt) and acquiring my spot in the top 3 when Liverpool of course second now, basically declared he will NOT be going below the top two, which was a problem for me since both second and first could be considered faster then me sometimes. I wasn't actually sure how to go through with this but the only you can do is play and so I did. By november of 2024 a little over a year ago as i'm writing this (getting pretty recent huh) I had reached 7,500 survivals behind Liverpools 9000 and spipobats 11,000. Unfortunately by this time I had kinda been discovered, WELP HERE WE GO Spipobat and Liverpool (now Sealzyy) start an all out grind and this time i'm not getting pushed away any further I keep it going gaining hundreds a day as with the other two. By the time I reached 9,000 the gap between 3rd and 4th starts to bridge out, A LOT. The leaderboard looked not too different but it did look like this: first: 12,226 Second- 10,973 ME- 9,339 fourth- 5700 fifth- 3107 sixth- 2617 seventh- 2233 eigth- 2002 ninth- 1921 tenth- 1733 The rest of the week and week after followed, and the good thing was that I was on a Thanksgiving break plus I was just faster than I was a year ago, and speeding every week. Eventually by the 3rd week of November I became the THIRD person to exceed 10,000 survivals which sounds good but second place was still the same gap as me, while first was breaking the gap and stretching it even wider then it was before! Now there's something you need to know about Sealzyy and spipobat up until now it be considered a non serious hate relationship. Sealzyy doubted spipobat, spipobat passed, Sealzyy is now right behind him on the leaderboard so what happens next? Oh yea Sealzyys banning. On a Friday in november all 3 of us were in the game (as usual) when Sealzyy recieved a ban for 3 days. WHY? well apparently moderation banned him for putting EGGPLANT EMOJIS!? yeah this goes a weird turn however Sealzyy swears he was reported by spip, and honestly after being with this trio for a abouta year and a half it seems quite likely. Spipobat himself is quite the mysterious person, I already mentioned the profile and even in game he acted quite strange. For example when we asked him what country he's in he says Mexico. Then months later it changed to New York, months after that it's Puerto Rico which is still the United States, but it doesn't change the fact he keeps changing his location apparently. And when confronted about this he simply plays dumb. Anyways, Sealzyy is banned on Friday and at this point i'm sick of losing battles and seize the opportunity to take second and I get pretty close in the 12,000s when we finally made peace after he was unabanned. So the main question you might ask is WHY? Why did I agree with him to stop playing. I was less then 250 away and even if he kept playing I would surely pass him. So WHY DID I STOP? Well it was Sunday and the next day was SCHOOL, the end of Thanksgiving break and if I kept going through he would've bridged another gap and for the third time beaten me in a game. The end result would've been Spipobat at over 15,000 survives, Sealzyy at over 15,000 and me stuck in 12,000 to 13,000. So when he came to me with this it was A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY that I gladly took him up on. Unfortunately for him he had just verified my passing of him and spipobat kept going though his end goal was 16,228 (for some reason!?) so me and Sealzyy stopped while Spipobat made his final stride into December with his achieving of 16,000 survivals and over 120 levels. And for the rest of that year it stayed peaceful as me nor sealzyy was too exhausted to play right. Over the near years I honestly focused on other games but kept a good eye for it. UNTIL MARCH Sealzyy decided to break this treaty and gain a few hundred above me. For context throughout December and January we tied eachother and repassed eachother by 1 survival, however that strecthed to 3, then to 5 then to 10, and then 12. Things were going right were straight back where they once were. And when he gained 200 above me I had this opporunity to play once more gaining 12,500, and then to 13,000, 14,000, 15,000 and 16,000 with virtually no compeition as the now third place player was down at 14,000. And soon I got to 16,228 and on the 15th of March, 2025 yup THIS YEAR I acquired first placr from spipobat after he's held it since 2022. After that cos I trusted nobody, I proceeded to steadily gai- actually no I proceeded to mega grind this up to 17,000 and then to 18,000 then 19,000 then 20,000 and 21,000 and 22,000 where I finally stopped. And from mid 2025 all the way to the current day, the leaderboard has stayed relatively stable with the top 10 currently being: ME- 22,400 +100 second- 17,421 former first- 16,230 fourth- 14,686 ( I never really mentioned his rise as it sorta happened as I was doing my final stride for first place at the same time he started to play + there really isn't any lore to him and he got on the top 10 this year and got 10,000 scarily fast. fifth- 6,086 sixth- 3,303 seventh- 3,107 eigth- 2,909 ninth- 2,619 tenth- 2,470 Yeah, i get the idea that displaying these leaderboards and this whole topic is kinda cringe but, if i'm gonna ramble for 40,000 characters it's GONNA BE STUPID. So what's the reason i said all this? To talk about for my Longest Text Ever of course, but why is this relevant to me? It isn't but I do like having first and unfortunately the games player count as decreased dramatically over the years reaching an apparent 3,000 concurrent players to being 70-100+ when I came in to being 15-30 in 2024, to being around 5-10 when I got first to being 0-1 (but mostly 0) in the modern day. Unfortunately a friend of mine might be deciding to play this soon and he's... quite fast. I'll update this if anything interesting DOES happen. But for now I'm sitting pretty at the top with a 4987 survival average (now 4988) that im hoping to bring BACK over 5000. Toodles.
Sixth Entry: Ah yes 39,000 characters at this point, i'd like to have 40,000. Feels about deserved, I kinda forgot the whole point of this website, I think I need to make a really long continuous body of text? well I do need 40,000 atleast to be considered a big text right? I'm also not too sure about the website design but I think it's about fine. I'm quite fascinated with the older internet maybe 1994 all the way up to 2010 ish but you could never tell by this website design. It's quite modest and not really any crazy colours. Just a brown background and text. This just updated to Version 1.1 about a day ago as it's the 22nd of December.: It's quite literally 4:15 right now and winter break is in a day. I also changed my coding page from dark to light mode! (just to test it) it didn't work well and my eyes are currently burning. I'm trying to get back in the LTE game cos I really slacked off between Argentina and my fifth entry (like multiple days) I'm making quite good progress now and i'm pretty sure this is going at the right speed to become a top 50 longest text in the world. But am I updating fast!? Well, not as fast as i'd like too but it's an okay speed I guess, and why do I have to capitalize these I's can I not have an i like that why it need to be capital I instead i huh? What if i just start using i all the time what arya gonna do about it huh, cuz honestly i don't care get it? :x :z :I cool keyboard faces, i don't know why i'm testing them out but i am so deal with it! Oh and i just made it a rule to not use a capital i for the rest of this LTE unless i'm talking in all caps or it's starting a sentence. So what do i talk about now? Leaderboards? I mean i guess i could right (these non capital i's are already killing me, and i WANTED this!!!!) I guess my next goal naturally is a 50,000 character lte which i'm gaining up on. I'm not exactly too sure where i'd place by now on the internet but if i had to guess i'd say uhh maybe top 1%??? Seems about right, is that 1% i just mentioned actually data? Nope, but i haven't really come across crazy long texts. I'm also questioning myself on how to organize this lte, chapters, sections?, paragraphs (like I already am), i think i'll just stick to this format for now even tho it's utterly modern and B O R I N G, and not fun at all. No dark and vibrant colours combined, no crazy font, no crasiy old f@$h1oned 1Nternet text cuz yu no man i'm 2 hi cl@ss for dat stuf. But yeah definitely the most boring lte one's ever seen right? Atleast it has a brown background... thats sadly unique. HEY i don't see any other lte's with versions. But to be fair i haven't really seen any other lte's, maybe like 4 others. I'm quite hoping that this winter break WILL do me good, i'm not sure how many characters i'll have going into 2026, but it must be over 50,000, maybe even possibly 75,000+, now i'm gonna eat some chips right now.
Seventh Entry: December 24th! Cool i guess, right before Christmas, hopefully i can update this tomorrow as i didn't yesterday but i'm still trying to type as much as I can. I'm also realizing that 50,000 might come quicker then expected as i'm already at 42,000 and I might get 50,000 today or tomorrow on Christas ( that is if i do indeed type on Christmas. ) Also: HELP I'm bored and i don't know what to do. I mean i might aswell hop in Volcano Survival and play it since everyone's about to grind again when my friend Sour starts to play (and probably pass a bunch of people really quickly) 22,200 was my count when I made the Volcano Survival Paragraph and within a couple of days i've gone up by 500 already to 22,736 as of right now, and also leveling up to level 139 which is 12 above second place. My goal right now is ehh maybe uhh 30,000 survives it's a lot. It was my goal when I had like 9,000 and apparently i was thinking too high. :/ And yeah when it takes 4 years for one person to reach 10,000 you usually don't expect 30,000 any time soon, but hey look at me I got 20,000 a little less then a year after the first guy got half of that. So am I really thinking too high here? I see it as possible for me, after all I have gotten faster over the years and more confident. My biggest problem is the ego, i started out in the game as quite the underdog and the best players were uhm kinda already established and well playing them agaisnt eachother WAS my rise, but going on the offensive is easier than being on the defensive and once you're at the top the only place to go is down. 30,000 really seems invinclbe (it't not) and i think it's a good safe spot, after all after i got got first at 16,000 i randomly kept going up to 22,000 like MAN THAT WAS SO USELESS BUT OKAY. I GET 20,000 THAT WAS PROBABLY MY GOAL BUT THE EXTRA 2K DID NOT MAKE ME TUFF. BUT WHY SHOULD I BLAME MYSELF? I SHOULD KEEP GOING UP UNTIL 30,000 JUST CUZ!!!! I MEAN I NEED A BIG GAP AnD RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE BEING 5,000 IS'T FAR ENOUGH AND AT MY PEAK I WAS 6,000 AWAY ( reaching that again soon, and YES i plan to bring it up to 7,000 and beyond ) I mean being a whole 5th place away from 2nd seems fun right. Does this make me the best Volcano Survival player to ever eixst? n o. Well probably not, afterall the girl who's in ninth right now WAS first to like 500, 1000, and 2000 survivals and they didn't have any levels back then either so no perks to maxmize your health or health regen. So honestly as much as she is a kinda weird person i'd give her props cuz she did get 2000 survivals without any cheats basically and it did take like a year or so. But still, i wouldn't declare myself thee best player in history but i'd definitely place myself above last. Let's check the visits...OK so it's 5,900,000 million (it's been stuck at that for like a year almost) and I'd place myself around.... 5,899,999 so NOT the lasts spot....cuzthatspotwouldgotosealzyyahahahaha. Oooh almost 45,000 characters! UHMMM 50,000 SOOOOOON okay, it's just a matter of time, i mean i could just spam but i don't thnk that'd count. [Later] I'm going toooo, play a game... let's see what we got here Donkey Kong? No, Tetris? No, Mario? No, Mario 2? No, the other mario 2? no, mario 3? no, hmmm what shall i play... AH YES Sonic why not! i love retro games but i've already beaten sonic so i'll try sonic 2 instead.
January: Eigth Entry: Alright so it's been a while, a whole year actually (no) but it is the 30th of January and im really bored so I decided to comeback to this. And yeaa I guess this is my first entry of the year. I honestly kindaaa just forgot about this. Honestly not really: I just kinda got pre-occupied and then totally forgot what i was doing or uhh talking about, I think I currently exceed 45,000 characters at this point and I do wanna get that up to 50,000 and beyond. I also just finished school midterms.... fun... right? Also... sorry for the "..." But I really REALLY reewallyl like planes yes and aviation actually, all types of it, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aero dynamic planes. (Am i kinda just spouting nonsesne and I have no idea if an "aeroplane" is even a rela thing? Yes! Did I say I like planes? NO nooo not the mathmatical type of one euh. No coplanar and all that nonsense. I mean the Planes! You know... the ones in the sky? Wow I really sound like a 5 year old huh? Yeah it must be pretty embarassing looking back seeing myself ont he 24th saying how I might get 50K quicker than expected and i'm not even there yet. CURRENT SURVIVALS: 27,000 STATUS: Very Good/Leaderboard is pretty unipolar right now. Anyways back to the planes right? Oh yeah, and helicopters but they're not as cool, those have accidents in them, you know what else has a lot of accidents? Hot Air Balloons! yeah they catch on fire a lot, lots of mistakes, you know what else has even MORE accidents? Your parents! Oops that slipped out sorry~! well not sorry, im not canadian but, I DID still say sorry (does this make me canadian 🤔) Alright i can't be going off track like this, I gotta stay focused on thee important matters! Same with you! focus on theeee important stuff...like me, well more so this text, that is if you've read this far, if you have make sure to tell me or spam my messages saying ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ did ya catch it yea it doesn't go WXYANDZ and YZ NOT AND NOT ANDDDD IM nOT SYAING ANDDD IM JUST SAYING A N D PROBLEM HH? HUHUHUDD:?? Hwoooo let me calm down RIGHT? Anywaysway hehe. (Im going crazy aren't I) So what exactly am I saying... I DON'T KNOW PLEASE HELP. I wanna get some 6M2 in here 62nd of march 2029 or may first 2029 whichever you prefer, but just plleeeeese let me. Im not even sure what to entirely type about here, maybe something maybe SUM THING? Maybe a thing about sums? Like math? Whats the sum of 73774848475754+-19283? Yeah guess that i dare you I DARE you I! ME ME ME GIVES YOU DARE OF SOLVE? Anyways answer is 7.3774848e+13 if your curious, or something like that, i don't know, i'm to lazy. Anyways thats all i'll do for tonight pretty short but it's great to be back! Also real quick, HELP SNOWSTORM IS KILLIN MEH HELEPEP. P.S. I've also updated this to Version 1.2, this one completely changed how the website looks, such as, text colour, and background colour, (and some others to make the website run better) Colour pairs may change again in the future.
Reaching 50,000, reaching 50,000... anyways when am I reaching 50,000? Half a 100,000 right, very cool um... kinda of. It's alright nothing record breaking right? HOLY, I JUST ENTERED THE TOP 19, AND NOW 18 LONGEsT TEXTS IN THE WORLD!?!? WHAAHAHAT, AND IF I GET 100,000 I'll BE THE 14TH TO DO SO... okay cool... nothing that crazy. Lets look at the milestones. To enter the top 20 in the world you need around 25,000! DIDN'T KNOW THIS, To enter the top 15 you need 84,000 to be a top 10er you need 154,000 and to be a top 5er you need 310,000, for top 3 (kinda impossible) you need 580,000, and for a top 1 660,000. Well... very interesting, but i'm not that fast in this genre and I highly doubt I can top5 this at all, however I can hopefully guantee a 100,000 from me... hopefully. Still tho thats about as double as i've got right now and well uh... i don't seem to be doing a quick approach, nevertheless it shall get dow, no matter how long it takes. Right? Part of my reason for my absence so long was that I started making another website (immedietly got more popular then this) but i'd be surprised if this doesn't do a repass. I also made another one (yesterday) very simple, and kinda for fun but whatever) Now it's time for some fun facts!: Did you knowww Pizza's named after a real guy? Yup they called him Pete Za, but his real name was Peter Za. Peter was born in Mongolia and then was banished for some reason! (i don't know make it up) Anyways he was then sent to hawaii toooo, uhhm get adopted my americans who named him Peter, growing up people called him Pete and,one time he slipped on a piece of bread it flew in th air he tried to catch it but he hit into a bottle of sauce, which also sprung into the air, they collided and it created the PETEZA. then some rando put cheese on his, got famous from it and called his Pizza cuz he can't pronounce things (he was german) anywyas there it is!
Ninth Entry: Owala Owala Owala Owala Owala Owala, thats our word of the day maybe, Owala is a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er brand located and based in Utah in the United States but like everything it's made in china, you know where China's at? Yeah asia, you know whats also in asia, Azerbaijan! Azerbaijan has a best friend, Turkiye, and they have a common enemy (possibly had at the time or writing) and you know who that is? A R M E N I A. Armenia paragraph is coming soon like soon so soon you don't need the extra o, it's coming son. Now let's do a 21st century year ranking! 2000: Y2K yes, very cool. 2001: Don't hide it, we're both thinking the same thing.America also invades Afghanistan (see ya in 2021) 2002: You know I feel bad for 2002 cuz it's surrounded 2000 and 2001 which make it seem very irrelevant. 2003: Biggest events that happened was probably the invasion of Iraq and the Columbia space shuttle disaster, pretty big events with lots deaths sadly. 2004: Big leap in technology, the president got re eected and the EU expanded. 2005: Hurricane Katrina! 2006: THis was 20 years ago, Google finally completely overtook Yahoo! to be the dominant website, (should be neocities.) 2007: Assasiation of former Pakistani PM (but let's not get political) The Iphone is announced! and released. 2008: Spotify launches...ok, anyways... Yahoo! snaps back at Google retaking the #1 website spot from them somehow. Alsooo, Obama wins the election to become the president of the US of A. ANd they're doing FINEEE, since 1991 they've been a hyperpower uncontested and they still hold that title and will probably hold it forever...(NOT FORSHADOWING ANYtHIng haha) Also yes: Great recession time!!!!!!!!!, fun right let's all lose our house except for China, China is rising and STAYS RISING ._. not a worry right, it's not like they'll become a big power in a few years. 2009: Okay wow the population is nearing 7,000,000,000 now having about 6,977,000,000. Former president of the Phillipines dies :( Don't worry this time it's not an assasination. Samoa also gets whipped by a deadly earthquake, and the UK imposes direct rule over Turks and Caicos. 2010: YAYY NEw DECADE!!!! Memes, colours, Natural disasters, and technology! What happens with technology? Google! Yeah remember them well they show Yahoo! who's boss once and for all and it starts Yahoo!'s 15 year decline. Burj Khalifa also officially overtakes the Taipei 101 to be the largest tower in the world (still is as of writing this!) I predict they can go around another another 5-9 years before someone overtakes em. 2011: Bin laden is killed, Libyan Civil war, and South Sudan gains independance making it the newest nation on the globe. Also makes the ld sudan lose it's spot as the biggest country in Africa, and Algeria gets that now. 2012:The world ended.Oh not it didn't oh well when's it actually gonna end :/ Hurricane Sandy attacks, and Gangnam Style goes viral becoming the first video on the internet to accomplish 1Billion Views! 2013: Bangladeshhh noooo :( Okay so what else happened in 2013.... I KNOW A LOT HAPPENED BUT I CAN't REMEMBER. Ah yes China our friend has figured out to land probes on the moon, they're also now the 2nd biggest economy in the world... doesn't look like America cares yet, oh well. China also gets a new leader! 2014: Dissapearenceof flight 370 (scary) Yeah man again im goin' blank. 2015: Looks like a huge earthquake happened in Nepal, whats in Nepal? MT. Everest whats that? just a tiny bump sticking out of the ground, maybe a little hill. Anyway people die cuz earthquakes cause avalanches :/ 2016: Hey we're getting close to the modern time only a decade ago. The US finally gets a new elected leader (quite the controversial one too), oh yeah and for all my brits reading BREXIT TIMEEEEE. Also Turkey............... coup, yes we're doing a coup, oops it failed, oh well. I guess they all really liked the guy they gaveup on the coup and changed their minds....right. The Chicago Cubs also won their first world series in over 100 years, they might even wait another hundred. 2017: China is now REAL powerful and they don't seem on stopping anytime soon. It's also at this time the US declared em' as a rising threat and that the US is no longer the sole hyperpower of the world and officially has competition. Fun right? 2018: It's time for war. A Trade war? Yup between the rising superpower and it's new enemy. (They kinda go back and forth putting tarrifs and economic sanctions on eachother but we all know Donald and Xi are lovers ._. 2019: Pretty solid year I guesssss... Donald's impeached, the trade war escalates, and uh oh whats that in China? 2020: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 19 (It really technically takes off in 2020, but it starts in 2019!) Anyways that thing spreads WILDLY and within a couple months it every nations suffering. It goes from China...ok not bad, to Thailand, then Japan, then Taiwan (the other china), to Hong Kong wow we're getting controversial, all the way to Macau JEEZ, and then Nepal, Singapore, and Vietnam, now lets travel to Paris, France, and Australia and why not Canada, and Malaysia too, let's not forget Germany and the United States, Sri lanka aswell, Finland and UAE your NOT safe, India and Italy are a must have, the Phillipines too, cuz why not? They're fun to invade. Let's see if anyone can make it to the end of the year. Congrats New Zealand, your island of Tokelau has just a week and a half (10 days) till being the only country to make it to 2021 without a covid case. Whats that? Oh... yeah they got it to :/ 2021: Capitol attack time! Biden's in and the virus is still raging on. America also leaves afghanistan making it the longest war in USA history. 2022: Russia pulls a "Special Military operation" on their neighbor and the country starts it's North Korea transformation, basically banning everything and limiting rights. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUEEN LIZZY's dead. Oh remember how China was booming in the 2000s under that one leader... yeah well he goes mysteriously missing. 2023: AI gets HUGE, TOO HUGE, Israel Hamas was also starts. WHO (World Health Organization) declares an end to the Covid-19 virus. And now possibly the most important event of the decade... the barbie and oppenheimer movies release (JOKE) 2024: South Korea declares Martial Law, Donald regains the presidency. MAJOR REGIME SHIFT in Bangladesh. 2025: You know... a lot of things happen very controversial, to controversial to talk about honestly. Too much political bias, but I discover LTE's that year and start mine in December. 2026: Venezuelan President is out, and I start my LTE back again. Also... February is tomorrow, so thats cool. So what do I predict for this year? Not sure but major things since the first month has already been wild.
Well there's my summary of all the years since 2000, I definitely glanced over some stuff but I'm just doing this from off the bat memory. I'm also going to eat Pizza soon so thats nice.
So it's come to my attention that this LTE has actually been discovered and isn't under the radar anymore (cool?) I'm also currently looking at the list and seeing myself at 17th place (sweet?) So thats cool, I might aswell try for 60,000+ since i'm already kinda close. I currently sit at around 57K and for my standard these are pretty big leaps to have between today and yesterday. Since my LTE is pretty small (compared to other texts) It came to my attention that I increased my characters on this LTE over 20% between yesterday and today. Just trying to make up for all the days I lost this month (assuming I were to get 1K a day) again pretty slow but whateveerrs. It's also recently come to my attention that my laptop is at 26% right now... uh i'm fine, totally. I've also switched back to the black background on my coding screen (the white burned my eyes too much) I'm also thinking of adding mroe stuff to this website, maybe extra things and not just a page full of texts. However this'll do for now. Honestly at a bit of a blank currently so I should talk about something right? I guess I should treat this as a log but i'm not too sure what to talk about. I had literally the whole week off from school, and it's saturday right now. Tomorrow there might not be a crazy update to this cos i'm going far from my house (only like an hour) not too far but far enough to where I can't update this. I guess i'll pass the time by naming a bunch of nations that come to mind (but not all) anyways here I go. Canada, USA, Mexico, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Suriname, Guyana, Peru, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Brazil, Cuba, Bahamas, French Guiana, Turks and Caicos, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Trinidad and Tobago, Belize, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Greenland, Finland, Finnmar- oops i mean Russia, Belarus, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Czech Republic or Czechia, Slovakia, Romania, Moldova, Bulgaria, Greece, Serbia (Kosovo??) Montenegro, Yugo- I meaaan Slovenia, Italy, Switzerland, Spain, Portugal, Andorra, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Vatican, San Marino (did I say that?), Morocco, Algeria, Libya, Sudan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Morrocco, Mali, Maldives, Wyoming, Cote d' Ivore /Ivory Coast.
February 1st: Okay wow so already the 2nd month of the uear, you know everyone always says the first half is slow and the second hapf of the year speeds by, but for me its always been the first half is fast and the second half is a complete dread. Honestly all the years seem to zoom quite quick though. Somehow my lte is already bearly 2 montjs old in a few days and i stilll havent processed its a month old. Its 7:52 AM right now and im quote bored so i decided to write here for a bit (why not) My goal for today is to reach a noce 60,000 characters if im not already super close, tho my ultimate goal is 100,000! Im not really too sure when im going to reach it, im guessing his konth, maybe the earlier part of this month but if theres anything ive learned its to NOT assume when ill hit my goal. Afterwll, i thought i'd reach 50,000 in december, and I happened to hit it like yesterday (ouch) but this time no breaks !!!! (maybe) OK SO it's cone to my attention o've exceeded a character count of 60,000 and it would tale 50 minutes for someone to read! So ots stil quite readable, and since it is its telling me that this is NOT. LONG. ENOUGH. (please don't take out of context, thanks) Okay wow so 60,000 no lifer much? Afterall this is THE no lifer project, tried to come up with a more creative name then just: Really Long Text... kinda boring rightThis project deliberately proves in a no lifer (as if people i know itl didnt already know) speakinng of. A FEW people irl know about this but in hoping it doesnt get out of hand PLUS i dont think anubody i know in real life is gonna take nearly an hour to read all this. Im honestly not sure who would. I tend to categorize this more and not keep it just a jimbled text on a screen, I might even add buttons for specific parts but thats for another time.Im also getting VERY annoyed right now, as im typing this on a PHONE and it is a oure PAIN. Im even surprised it let me edit this on a phone. IT SUCKS but i'm bored so why not make it a little fun I guess. I also feel i'm making way more spelling or grammar mistakes and at this point.... I DOOO NOT CARE. Everytime i hold the soacebar button to backtrack it zooms to the top of the page :/ Sooo yeah spelling mistakes it is. Oh well, i'll be.... oKaY, for now atleast. Honestly keep coning back to that blankness Isometimes get. Help Help Help Help Help the boredom hurts, I wosh I soent more tome talking in december rather then going ocer countries bleh, it's fine tho, however my main focus WILL BE talking from now on, and the occasional country. I guess I should talk about a movoe right? Well which movie? Not sure, possibly a comedy, maybe a drama or horror, Mystery isn,t bad but neither are Thrillers and Terror, and whats the difference between Terror and Horror? Please someone tell me. Now i'm bored, let's name english football teams, Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Manchester City, Plunderland, uhh I mean SUNderland, we also have preston, Everyon, and THE WOLVES, don't forget Portsmouth, ASTON villa, and Blackpool, there's also Burnley and uhmmmmm those are only a few I can remember. Now let's do Anerican Football, Green Bay Packers, mhmm yes, New York Giants, Jets tooo, LA Rams (same owner as Arsebal in England) we also have the Arizona Cardibals yes, don't forget the Pittsburgh Steelers and the New England Patriots, the bengals, browns and ravens are good contenders, aswell as the Lions, Bears, and the Seattle Seahawks. Speaking of it's SUPERBOWL TIME IN A LITTLE MORE THAN A WEEK WHO'S READY. Superbowl 60 or uhh LX??? Is this sunday and it features Seattle Vs New England, a rematch from 2015. NE is going for their 7th Supervowl win, if they actuslly succeed they'll become the first team to do so. (They're currently tied for first) Im not an american football enjoyer my self really but this'll be quite interesting, So who do I think is going to win??? Probably Patriots, but who do I want to win? Definitely Seattle. Just ate breakfast. Okay anyways, any other teams to go over? Why yes, we have The San Francisco 49ers, the Dallas Cowboys, and the Houston Texans, the Minnesota Vikings, and the Saaaan Dieggooo Super Chaargers, except they're not in San Diego anymore (sorry San Diego) We also have the current worst time as of thos season the OAKLA- I mean LAS VEGAS RAIDERS. Besides the football team, I'm actially a fan of Las Vegas, speaking of Las Vegas... LAS VEEGAS LAS VEGAS YAYAYA LAS VEGAS LAS VEGETABLES...I mean las vegas... did I mention Las Vegas? OH Speaking of the city YEAHHHH LAS VEGAS anddd LAS VEGAS AND DONT'T FORGET IT'S OLD COMPETITOR- atlantic coty 😐 did I say "coty"? I meant city. Uhjjjjj bored bored yes regular bore boring ues yea yup yep yunoyep. Dog Dawg Dog Hound Howard Hound Dog Howard Dawg Dog Pownd Howard Hound Dog Pownd ok ok yes yes i get it yes yes ok ok. I how how do how dog to dog . Me dog hound howard is dawg pownd dog gawg hound. Howard is dog pownd in dog howard dowg foug dig dike bike, bicycle. RMAIL ME AT DAWGPUBDZ@HOTMAIL.COM (bot actually) noo not bot i meant not! And thats not wven my email i made it up. Nowwwww I NEED MORE STUFF WRITTEN. But what do I write, I mean... its a really Loopoo g text, if its a texxt maybe it should be a text message?! Why yes if it's a long text, I might aswell make it a really longg text message, but i got nobodyyy to send this too WHAT AM GON DO. I don't know man. Once opon a tome I was born in France (scary) but not france itself FRENCH INDO-CHINA. Not be confused with the currently independent Indonesia. (not a sprout reference) Yes I am aware they are currently the #4 record holder on an lte. How the heck do you fet 400K like that. Seems quite impossible. Of course for this current time, I bet in the coning years 400K won't just be reserved for the top 4. I'm also quite curious to see how long I can stay on the super long text list. In my abscence of 1 month I don't think I fell even a single spot. (Tho I wasn't on the leaderboard) Currently this LTE 2025- present, but everyone around me on the top 20 has inactive LTE's abd I'm already nearing 16th soI bet it won't be too difficult and axtually probably a breeze to move into the top 15. Just a matter of dedication (for now) Yiy know the nice thong about being on a phone is Emojis, while I DON'T typically type a bunch of this text on a small screen I will admit- the use of emojis seems nice. 🤠😐🍔😹🧠🫓😵😂🌭🦅🔫😢😔🏈✌️🇺🇸💣😎◼️😡👁️🛻◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ sorry guys a lot of this text is redacted 😔. ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️👁️ Thats a mot of redaction, Cant believe it ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️. Anyways now that I got the eloji stiff out of the way I can finally ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ RAHH STOP WITH THE REDEAC◼️◼️◼️◼️ Koala you know the koala lte yes its this one oh wait no it's bit, this is rhe no lifer project, but it very much has a lot of life compared to some other lte's. This one is relatively young and full of life, my only problem is that it's draining my battery like crazy.0 Ok so uou'd think with this much writing i'd be at maybe 200 rows of code but surprisingly no, I'm at 198 do close yet so far away I guess. Lots if typing to do yes yes yes yes yes type tupe type type type type type type i needa gain characters hut at what cost. There's no prize at the end. Maybe it could be used as looking back how some random coewed the world in the 2020s decade hut thats about it. Nothing crazy and I don't share a crazy amount of info eithe. Some info to know is that i'm located int he world yes, the wetsern hemisphere yes, right now some current events include- WARS POLITICAL DRAMA PRESIDENT KIDNAPPINGS ANF UHH OTHERS. Some rich people that exist in my timeline are--- Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Markkk Zuckerberg, Bernard Arnault, ok. Out top powerful nations are --- The United States (by far) Russia (nostlikely falling to 3rd in a few years. Chinaaa. Those are the inportant ones, some sides icblude India, France , South Korea, Maybe Japan etc. the yesr just started anyways so im not even too sure ahats to happen. Some other stiff... i don't know honestly i'm sure I can come up with more later on. Jeeeeez i'm doing quite a bit of typing today like too mkuch, this might even be the most i've ever done, and it's not even passed rhe morning yet HOLY. Too much typing but I mean not sure what else to do, if I had sonething to pre occupy myself with I would definitely be doing that. But of COURSE I DON'T so let us keep on with the typing, I typed today because, i'm going somewhere and i wanna tupe before i leave. Yesterday I oredicted I moght not get much typing in WRLL BOY WAS I WRONG I THINK I'L STOP MAKING TYPING PREDICTIONS CUZ THEY ARE ENDING UP WILDLY WRONG EVERYIME. I know at this pint I have to be a few thousand. NO WELL OVER a few thousand above 60,000. When I get 100,000 i'll officially be 100% to my goal, or will I. Maybe i'll be 50%, maybe i'll be 10%, maybe i'll even be -90% calculate that if you want. This text is getting dryer and dryer jeez, i'm typing quite a lot for one day. These characters are getting out of hand, sand with whatever i'm thinking right now cuz my mind can't even think. ĦĘŁP... Well thats a cool way of soelling a word, unfortunately it takes longer but still cool. Let's do it again. Ħẽļłø pëòpľěş ŵėļċœmé þö mŷ ļõņğéßť țèxț ěvêř! WOW WHAT A WASTE OF TIME JEEZ. Thats just a waste of time i'll never gain back, well this whole thing is a waste of time i'll never gain back III. I I I DUUUuuuudeee, I went to school today, actually no cuz it's sunday. Brooooo I went to school tomorrow and I I tasted sauce pasta. THen I tasered by pizza with pasta and put sauce on pizza ravioli pasta. Just came to the realization that pasta is just food with food inside of it sauce. And sauce is food with food in it. Almost 70,000 celebratory time...woohoo ok. Anyways thats a lot of typing for 70,000 isn't it eh. Nearly 70% to my ultimate goal of 100,000 and then I can retire from life. Rahh 69.66K characters broooo. Get there quickerr. Please 70 70 70 glorious Seven Zero just please. I'll finally feel somewhat accomplished in my life if I can 70K this out. Imagine I conveniently die on the last character though. This'll be my record of 10,000 in a day which i'm pretty sure before that it was maybe like 5,000 or something (a bit less?) So this'll be cool indeed. But the possibility of gaining more then this in a day is a bit low. ANNND 7O,OOO FINALLY OKAY BYE
Tenth Entry: My Tenth Entry. Actually it's my 18th but let's just keep 10. I I uh, ate a pixel, and i pixeled pixel and pixel pickle, what to pickle? Mess with the pickle, then break the pickle, after you do this tape pickle back together, if it doesn't work then glue it together, IF THAT doesn't work then pickle, insert pickle in old video game console, then watch pixelation, play pixelated game and eat pixelated pickle, next step: the guy whi's explaining this just spelled pixelated wrong. Ok Ok so that's good good good or not I uh ujm uhj, then you gooota, eat plastic bags of water yes, yes. I uhm need to ahhpp. Anywaysawyaylaydaynaypay. Fun fact this is in INDEX.HTML (if ya didn't know) I alsosloloaslo want to note that this website is cooooooool but needs to be more interesting. So it's not really coooool, or atleast not as coooool, as i'd want it to be. I also need to get on my Volcano Grind, i'm still first but undoubetdly it's getting closer as 2nd place has 20,100, followed by 19,200, and well i'm here sitting at 27,900 RRA. It's fine... everythings fine, everythinggg, is fineeee. Possibly maybe sometimes cool but yea but do yeah so hi for a what do huh moob. I did some things sometimes (a few things.) Now today I walked into a McDonald's for the first time in 20 years. I'm not even 20 years old but it's still my first time going in 20 years. Anyways I walked in and ordered a Spicy McChicken with pickles well. honestly it comes with pickles, fries, soda, a regular hamburger, a Big Mac, a Double Cheeseburger, a Triple Cheeseburger, I also go a few times for my daily McDouble, and at night a McFeast, then a Bacon McDouble, some McNuggets, then a few Premium Chicken Sandwhiches, Grilled Chicken Deluxe, some Taste Crafted chicken sandwhiches, a few Deli Choices, 4 snack wraps, 2 premium chicken snack wraps, A SINGLE McArabia, 10 piece buttermilk crispy chicken tenders, 3 chicken fajitas, an Artisan Grilled Chicken, then I travel to India for the day for the daily Maharaja Mac, then a tasty basket, then back to the US for some southern themed foods, after I finish my appetizer I go to the full course, it consists of: a fish filet, 7 McRibs, 12 buckets of 'em actually. Then I get a FEW sauces for my upcoming meals, they consist of: Mighty Hot sauce, Apple Cinnamon, Sweet N' Sour sauce, barbecue sauce, ketchup, Honey, Honey Mustard Sauce, Hot Mustard Sauce, Hot Honey Mustard Sauce, regular mustard suace, creamy ranch sauce, then I travel to india again for curry sauce, I come back and get a few more, Spicy Buffalo aswell, and of course Ranch, and Habenero Ranch suace. I'm still feeling hungry though so I fly to the Netherlands for Fritessaus Sauce, and finally a trip to Australia, for some good old spicy mayo. Now I CAN'T forget desert, these includes 9 sticks of butter, 9 flurry's, Grape Jam, Tartar Sauce, McDonaldLand cookies of course, 111 Cinnamon melts, 5 pounds of smoothie cups, Li'l Donuts, and Yogurt Parfait! Now I know what you might think... PRETTY UNHEALTHY? Welll I actually am a lot healthier then I seem, I finish off with: Salad. Oh and apple slices too. Of course we have to finish with Tropicana Orange Juice and i'm set. Now that probably sounded like dinner, and it was...not, it was actually lunch, dinner consist of a lot less actually only just: Poutine!, 8 McCrabs, 7 McLobsters, 3 Angus Snack wraps, 2 Brownie melts, some McRice, with McSpaghetti, then I quickly travel to Sweden for a McBean Burger actually no, 10 of them, THEN a McAloo Tiki maybe like 5 of em', 2 Georgie Pies, an Artisan Grilled Chicken (again) and Veggie Crunch Burger ONLY ONE THOUGH. THen I have a few sweet potato fry buckets, I have a McVeggie burger (not to be confused with Veggie Crunch) THEN a few McVegan burgers, then a McPlant and then a- plant :/ FINALLY I HAVE SOME MCMUFFINS. Then I make them cook me stuff that don't even exist anymore (small things, such as) McDlt's, McLean Burger, a Beef Wennington a Cheddar Melt, a McAfrika, then I saw a huge quadruple patty sandwhich called the Catfish Sandwhich. BUT IT WASN'T THE SAME ON THE MENU AS IN REAL LIFE!? THe food CATFISHED ME!? I still ate it though and it was ALRIGHT. THen I had some Chicken McBites, with lots of Mayo and Garlic. A Hula Burger aswell, and a Fried Roast Beef Sandwhich, Kiwi Sandwhich, a toasted Deli sandwhich, a McPizza, of course a diet coke float, and regular coke float (non-diet) and to end it all... TRIPLE RIPPLE. Then I walk to Burger King... I'll probably add that list later.
April 14th: Me when son son son son son, Adrian, I love Mondays, stay hydrated fellas, stay hydrated fellas, stay hydrated fellas, stay hydrated fellas, stay hyrdrated fellas, stay hydrated fellas, stay hydrated fellas, no genuinely stay hydrated...fellas. Ok uh i am uh oh uh eh ah euh eugh euh France son Jon son Jon son Jon son Jon Jon son John John Johnson. Have I told you about my professional teacm coach. Back in the day we were really bad but this man turned us around in a flash, his hame was: Johnathan Arudle Furd J.W.K Ell D. John Daniel Freeman Veerderson, Leerder Shayls Jurn Pot Benjamin Seemings Leeckle Yerder J. Hurmurs Ryan Doords Dyers Freestysle Ceed R.R. Jamings James Jimothy Jameson Jamerson Pittsburgh Cleets Aye Hindeburg Cheese Louise. Ryan Bruck O. Offy Swinsondon Donneres Dee. Hughs. Feller Gene Buddy RJ. Parker. i- --- -- -- stutter. I will now use ai to write this for me: (not actually i am totally NOT ai so don't think i am because I genuinely am not like im not im not im not im not im not im not, why would you think I would, I really am not. Alec Falcone Alec Falcone Alec Falcone Alec Falcone Alec Falcone Alec Falcone Alec Falcone Easton Easton Easton Easton. This is why Israel is the best country, because Matthew Oviedo lives there. Ben Seafoss' favourite movie is the white dog (don't look at what the white dog does.) BEST MOVIE 100% !?!?!?!?!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!. Did you know that in MY neighorhood, there's another one right next to mine!? And next to theirs is another! However that ones quite dangerous so never go there. Why can't Coats get within 300 feet within a school? They always jacket. Dueddd I just soned a son like son in a son sun sun I love sun but ate son oops did I sa ate I meant hate. You know... back in the day way back when the sun was young, the light was of a kite and the grass was as gentle as glass. The desks was as smoot as tasks you'd have to do for Freedle R. Smith J.J.Kers Evan Der. Truimph Q. Jurnny John Leervertinoniansfreedlehoppleminmanminsonono. The colours were as bumpy as scullers and uhh. Okay i'm bored. OH SHOOTOTOT it came to my attention that there's a new 3rd place in Volcano Surviva- uh oh. Eh surely it won't come back to bite me. Anways todays my birthday the 15th thats cool so- moving on. uhuhuhuhhhhhh `\|/ ok ok ok yes i see ok ok ok yes yes i see ok ok ok ok yes yes yes I see. I just realized Jaiden's been taken out of the top 3... Why son what happened? Oh well i'm just trying to get ehhhh possibly around 100,000 characters and I'm not paying attention with the shenanagin going on above me. YyeaaAHH. I just soned so much it's not even funny no joke I son okay son thanks. But where's daughter? Nobody says that and everyone seems okay with it so let's not. So i uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I uh I road then street. than then wait is it then or than? Whatever doesn't matter, So I son and son ok Index. I don't know what to say so lets talk about this kid. We'll call him Alec he hasd a crush on his backback in 3rd grade, no joke it's kind of a fun fact although not incredibly fun if you're him reading this. However whats the chance anyone reading this would even get to this area. Okay let's say Moscow, or Moskau, and you know what better than Moscow? Not sure but I know Beijing is kinda cool maybe, but Tokyo could be better, who knows though. Milan in Italy is cool but htats not even a capital so nobody cares about it, let's go Tunis, it's alrighttt, let's go to Bamako, hey thats pretty fun to say now we can travel to Ogadugo... I mean Ougadugo, I mean Ougadoglo, I mean Ouagaoogaue, I mean Ougauogoua, i mean Outgadouguo, I mean Ouagadougou...ok that better. Ok I prefer Bamako it's much more easy and more fun to say. I uh AH okay okay ok k - It'sss the 16th of April 2023, I wish. It's actually 2026 but 2023 wasn't bad 2024 either, 2025 though. EH. I need to submit this as my essay it needs 100,000 characters but i'm not even close to 10 10,000s. I don't think i'm at 100,000 yet, i'm pretty sure i'm around maybe 77,000 let me check. Alright 78,800 nice. Uhjjj Okay yes. Class is going to end in like 10 seconds, oh nevermind it's a minute. Wait 45 seconds okay...30 seconds... NEARLY THERE 15... 5... ok. Quite eventful innit? Cleveland Peers Johnson. Let me get back to my rant about Johnson. So Sonson sonhson Jon John son John Hohn Son John John Son Son John son son john son john son john john josh son josh n son Joshing n' son Josh son Joshington son Josh n sonson Josh and son Joshing your son my son got joshed by johnson. Stay hydrated fellas. One time my friend didn't stay hydrated enough and it went really badly, what went badly was the dehydration of the cells. Your eyes go back into your eyesockets your skin shrivles up and you start coughing like you're a french transgender horse whose had a cold for the man 4 1/2 months. But don't forget overhydration, it's not good for you either. Lesson is stay hydrated but not hydrated too much always let it sink to dehydration just a little, just above the bar. Ben is a bum from Goodwill. Ben doesn't stay hydrated enough. But I knew a bud, yp. Old Jacksonville Jerry drank so much water it consumed him while he was sitting still. Eventually he just evaporated. op right hop right hop left right left right left up down left left up down left left up u upmiddle down ajdjd