Afghanistan OKAY wow so starting off with a hot one, Afghanistan Probably most notable for being one of the countries nobody can conquer!? Right. Well maybe, but there’s more than what meets the eye! (probably, I don’t know that, I just said it so this sounds interesting.) Now starting with some modern knowledge as modern Afghanistan and Afghanistan from 35 years ago really isn’t the same. Please forgive me if I get a few things wrong as I’m not the most educated on the topic. In 1996 the capital of “Islamic Republic of Afghanistan” was overrun and captured by the Taliban who then established the “Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan” Yeahh similar name. Try not to get them confused will ya? Anywho,after the 2001 and the events that were included U.S. forces (as well as some others) went into Afghanistan and retook the capital with the help of the Afghan Northern Alliance and were able to establish a state that was uhh not very stable and ultimately they were unable to keep this and by 2021 forces withdrew leading the Taliban to retake the rest of Afghanistan and the Islamic Emirate was established once again and is still there do this day. SO uhh that something. Besides that kinda modern history lesson. Besides that which was on the modern side Afghanistan is one of the oldest civilizations in the entire world dating back to the ancient age of the Bronze and the Helmand civilization which was wayyy back thousands of years ago. Besides it being an OG to the modern world it’s also notably recognized for being landlocked, which is more of a con than it is a pro but yeah… Cool fact though. Other notable facts, Islamic nation, Theocracy, quality of living is meh and remember these are MY opinions if you think Afghanistan is super awesome dog sauce then sure. But ehh yeah there’s the overview.
Second entry: So after doing my first nation on the list it kinda dawned on me that, that was kind of maybe on the boring side but I wasn’t really sure how to make it seem more interesting so that’s that I guess, and is there a comma in “thats”? I have no clue. I’m thinking about yapping about school possibly since well I go to it every day, but there really isn’t much to talk about. It's as normal as school can be and nothing really happens right? At least mine is uneventful just full of people who don’t want to be there and also teachers who for some reason want to work at a school? (no offense of course if you are or wanna a teacher haha [unless you want to be a Mathematics/Algebra/Geometry or any other type of math teacher, then you very much do want to take offense…glad we can establish that.]) Oh yeah MATH. I dislike it strongly but unfortunately it’s really useful if you want to do something in life. But let’s be real, a lot of this stuff most people aren’t even going to use in life. Obviously all the basics are and maybe some parts of Algebra (more like Algebruh) and definitely parts of Geometry but besides like that eh. I’m fine with other school subjects. I don't really find a problem with them, I don’t currently have history this year but every other year I have had it and I do next year and like many others I do enjoy it a lot. English is also quite hated but I don’t find a problem with it. Maybe it’s because my teacher I’m not sure but it’s not TOO bad keyword TOO bad oK1?121? I also have some type of Science class, typically something like Chemistry, Biology, or Physics. And well yeah i'm quite fine with those and the other side classes. As for the people AT my school they are whatever, rarely anybody who’ll change someone's life in a drastic great way. There are TONS who can change it for the worst though. Try to keep away from those! But, Ladies and Gentlemen this isn’t a guide on what to expect in school it’s a long text and long texts go on for a while and not usually on the same topic either. Also sorry for the run-on sentences I'm not 11 I promise! And I might not even have run on sentences but I have a history of not making sense in these types of things and I'm not really going back to review my work. Now what do I say now? I don’t have any ideas left. I guess i’ll write about uhm the YEAR, yes 2025, just made it in time in time for this to be counted as a 2025 writing and not 2026, i was debating in my head if I wanted to make this in the beginning of 2026 but I decided I was kind of getting impatient and SOMEONE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) KEPT BUGGING ME TO MAKE A REALLY LONG TEXT which yeah, I was going to make one eventually I thought it was a good idea and it would be quite fun for my life, which is well not quite fun right now to say the least. I’m honestly not an entirely too sure this will be active I know discussed this earlier but I want to give a more straight answer right now and say it will probably go for a whileeeeeee, i’ll try to stay motivated the best I can, and probably won’t have a consistent date for each of these updates however for now I’m trying to get in an update maybe every day, of course it’s only my second day doing technically, but i’ll try to keep this going for a while. Now you tell me in 1 year if i’m still motivated (i hope so) I don’t think school work will stop me but I also hope I don’t run into any other problems like I did this year. All I've run into is stress after stress after stress after stress and that's not an exaggeration by no means. Year after year it just keeps getting worse, and no I don't mean school although that could be a reason for some of the extra stress. Now I won’t go into detail on what this has done to me and things seem to be going better at least for now [Keywords: Atleast/for/now], and I seem to be hanging in there just fine currently. [Keyword: Currently] hopefully I'm doing way better by this time 2026 but my current state right now is still very manageable and liveable to where my mood is usually on a happier side. So that's quite a bit of yap, some a bit serious and some not. I say let’s continue on our nations (does anyone read these lol) Albania: Albania… What else more is there to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Wow that was really cool huh? I bet you didn’t know that about Albania, right? Don’t tell me you did, we both know you didn’t things like that is what make Albania one of the most important countries on earth right? Very cool, very pro, and very influential, I mean I didn't want to make that too short so I really locked in (modern slang, lets see if that is still used in some years when you’re reading this :P ). I decided to detail the Albanian review a looooot just so you can get as much info as possible so you should be happy you’re informed of such knowledge. Algeria:
Biggest Nation in Africa with a population of 47,400,000, and with over 85% of it's land being located in the Sahara Desert, Algeria is a big difference from teh 2 previous nations we've taken a look at. To start with the basics Algeria gained it's independance from France (nice) of the 5th of July 1962 after about 8 years of revolution and fighting for their independance. Frane originally attacked and occupied the Algerians in the invasion of the Algiers in 1830, and removing Ottoman influence from the region, though it was a semi-autonomous nation before the French invasion. After this it was made a Colony of France all the way up until 1848 where they declared and fought for their independan- oh wait nevermind they didn't, wrong part uhh Where was I... Ah yes, they DIDN'T get independence and instead the colony was dissolved and Algeria became directly apart of France. From 1848 all the way into their independence began a "aggressive francization and assimilation" of Algeria and rapidly integrating Algeria to be apart of it. French culture and language aswell was pushed in Algeria. Yup Baguettes, French language, and more, pretty scary right? Imagine having to say: Bonjour, je suis une fière citoyenne française vivant en Algérie. Yeah you can imagine what a nightmare it was for Algerians and this created way stronger resentment than any normal colony would have. Despite this basic modern knowledge Algeria is also notable for: being Africa's largest nation since 2011, being the 10th most populated African nation right below Uganda which is 12x smaller than Algeria. The president of Algeria is Abdelmadjid Tebboune who has served since 2019 as the eighth president and is currently 80 years old (we thought our politicians were old) oh and yes there is a nation on here that I will mention eventually that has a leader over 95! Some more outside knowledge of Algeria: Mediternean nation on northern Africa, controlled my multiple empires in the past such as the Carthaginians, the Romans, The Eastern Romans (could be considered the same empire), the Islamic Caliphates, the Zayyanid Kingdom, the Ottomans, the French and many many more. Andorra: Really small, really tiny thats all there really is to explain about this country but to go in depth it has a population of 82,000 and is landlocked right between the French, and Spanish border. However Andorra is actually older than both modern Spain and modern France however France itself is an older country dating back in the 800s while Andorra dates to the 1200s still quite old. Some facts about Andorra is that it's located in the Pyrenees which is a HUGE mountain range so much so Andorra's capital "Andorra La Vella" is the highest capital in Europe. Think of the Pyrenees like the Alps of the area..... except the Alps are way taller and it's not even close -_- . Andorra's currency is alo the Euro which is the currency of the Europeon Union aswell, except its not in the Europeon Union... easy to understand right? Andorra also declared war on the German Empire in the first World War and never officially signed a peaced treaty afterwards until 1958 meaning they technically were at war with the German Empire (a nation that fell in 1918) all the way until 1958 where they signed the peace deal. MAKES SENSE?!?? RIGHT? Andorra also styaed neutral for world war two interestingly enough. Andorra also joined the UN and Council of Europe in 1993 and 1994 with it's economy sitting at $1,180,000,000 USD. To compare that with other nations at the time France had an economy of $1,959,000,000,000 at the time and Spain has an economy of $647,170,000,000 placing them at 4th and 9th in the world at the time while Andorra placed somewhere between 140th-160th place in the world because of it's such tiny economy which is entirely reliant on tourism alone (pretty much). Andorra is also notable for it's immigrant population where about 60% of it's population are immigrants and rising. Despite that Andorra's main religon by far is Christianity with over 90% of the population being. Angola: Oh we're back in Africa!? Yeah get used to it because we'll be coming back to this continent a LOOOOT as it holds the most countries in the world. With a population of 39,000,000 people and currently rising Angola unfortunately isn't mainly recognized globally for any significant feat, but I could be wrong so I apologize if am. If you know world flags you would know in the flag world it is kind of recognizable for it's communist styled flag which consists of a Yellow star, half a cogwheel, and a Machete crossing it. Sort of similar to the Hammer and Sickle crossing with the yellow star. And while Angola is notably NOT a communist country (we'll get to those) it was ONCE a communist country. [Keyword: ONCE] In the mid 70s, 1975 to be exact the MPLA party of Angola backed by the Soviet Union and the newly communist Republic of Cuba (not really new but new compared to the modern day. [Cuba is still communist]) helped fund and support the MPLA party to officially take over and declare communist Angola in 1975 which lastest all the way to 1990 when the MPLA party abandoned Marxism and a civil war that lasted to 2002 proceeded. The MPLA party still rules Angola to this day. Now for some deeper less modern history: Angola was colonized and controlled by Portugal for over 400 years, starting in the 1400s when Portugese explorers made contact with Kongo the ruling kingdom at the time, over time Portugal gradually took control of the area as well as Ndonga and establishing the Portugese Angola Colony which lasted from 1575 all the way until 1975, yeah surprisingly recent. It's also noted that Angola was also made an overseas province (not the same as what France did with Algeria) in 1951. Today Angola IS on a recovery path raching an economy of $115,000,000,000 placing it as Africa's SEVENTH richest country behind Kenya with 136,000,000,000 and followed closely by Ghana at 111,000,000,000. Of course all of this is at the time i'm writing this so YOU tell me what these ranks and numbers are in the future cuz this is quite the archive of the time. Angola also contributes around 3.5% to 4% to Africa's total economy and 0.08% to the entire world.
Third Entry: uhhhh, what do I say??? Hmmm any ideas? Nothing interesting huh? Well what am I supposed to say on a really long text? And who's actually reading down here??? You? Nooo possibly not this is a good spot to add secret messages... but maybe this is TOO obvious but again.... is anyone REALLY reading down here. I mean surely if you did you're probably getting annoyed by me saying all this but I really don't know what to say? I'm typing... on a keyboard... attatched to a computer... why? Because someone put a keyboard with a computer. But why? Bcuz it makes the most sense silly. Buttt why does it make the most sense? Why are keyboards a thing? Ah yes for a type writer, but why were those a thing... OH humans were just too lazy to keep writing stuff by hand haha who would get tired of doing that? I'm doing it right now, I just have a permanent W H I T E marker and i'm writing on my computer screen with it, I don't even have a keyboard, this isn't even all real right now what you're reading isn't by me it's not even writing you imagining it? Silly, you're silly why have you gone this far into my text? What are you trying to find out there isn't anything for YOU here so why must you search? Why must you look for an answer to no question? You're not cool you're not funny, or different. DON'T BE A HERO??!? Don't be a hero in a villains world son. Or uhh daughter (kinda weird man, i don't even know what im saying anymore :/) SO... WHAT is the point of this text here? WHY WHYYYY am i typing this... I MEAN WRITING. Why is this here, how did you find this website... HOW did you find this website. Don't look at it, it's not healthy for you, oh and this gives me your data i'm hacking you RIGHT NOW all your info yup... EVERYTHING is being given to me at this very moment because you entered my D O M A I N. Unfortunately for me right now I can't see it because I just put my coding screen into bright mode and my eyes hurt andjhdj i canjt evren see wjat om typing''", Is tge soeling ohay? Wrl; hipefuly. Ugh i'm tired of english let's do another language. Salut... no, not that one. Hola... noo different once. Oi... ehh i'm good portugese if fine though. Ni Hao!... Uhmm definitely not. О, это здорово! Да-да, мне это нравится! Сейчас я говорю по-русски, но вы меня понимаете? Наверное, нет, может быть, возможно. Думаю, я мог бы написать всё это по-русски, но на этом языке никто не говорит, если только ты не шпион, как однажды сказал мой друг. Если вы это переводите, я просто хочу сказать привет :). НО ЕСЛИ ВЫ ГОВОРИТЕ ПО-РУССКИ И ЧИТАЕТЕ ЭТО... НАДЕЮСЬ, ВАС СБРОСЯТ В КОЛОДЕЦ. Okay, now that I got that out I just want to say as i'm writing this at 18:45. I currently have school tomorrow and uhh a quiz... Fourth Entry: It's currently night and i'm writing this just because... i'm not really sure what to say, I'm currently grinding another leaderboard in a game (i'm quite addicted to them) yeah I might rant on those later because I play them way too much. I'm not really sure what to type about here. I mean again what do i write? Today in school it was Friday so thats nice, there was a school concert today after school. Kind of an uneventful day at school though, we had a substitute for 8th period (although it's blocks in my school) so it could more or less be considered the 4th class of the day but technically 8 classes. But yeah pretty uneventfuly just some assignments which were quite easy to get through. I'm so ready for Christmas break, I think it's the week after this coming week so thats nice. I'll definitely have more time to type in this for Christmas break so the amount of characters i'm gaining per week or per day whill most likely speed up but I'm still not sure, depends on how I spend my break. As i'm typing this I think I have around 18,078. Which is alright but obviously I need way more it just isn't enough right? But I'm also not sure when i'l stop typing. I'm pretty sure some people on the internet are exceeding 100,000 200,000 400,000 and evens some exceeding 600,000. I wonder who'll be the first to 1,000,000, that a pretty crazy feat but i'm not down to the idea of getting it. Will I be the first? no obviously not if some people have a 670,000 character headstart when I get 1,000,000 (if I do) then they SHOULD have 1,600,000 but I highly doubt I can keep up with that speed so I wouldn't really be surprised if that person has exceeding 2,000,000 characters but i don't know maybe they slow down. As for the first place (whoever that is) when I get 1,000,000, oh yeah they are definitely exceeding 2,000,000. But hey I don't know right. or maybe I do... you don't know that, maybe I can see the future. It's also the weekend tomorrow so hopefully I can grow faster tomorrow in characters but like i've said I DONNA KNOWW. I also want to make website updates to this well website but i'm not exactly the best at coding a website but I also want to make it look ehh, atleast a little better right? But this is an LTE website not a random one that has an LTE as a side. THIS IS THE MAIN PART so hopefully it's cool. I probably won't add too much to this though. I've also updated this to add versions! Is it unnecesssary? yup Is it needed? Nope Why did I add it? Because I can. I'm not really sure what counts as a different version? I guess just every time I go in and update this, but then versions would come and go pretty quick so i'm not really sure. But for now we are currently sitting at Version 1.0. Which is like the FIRST Version so uh yea. Technically no since the first version would've been on the google doc i started this on so uhhh. But that was short lived and I quickly changed to over here and I only really got to like 10,000 characters on the google doc so i'm already about double of that. I think this is where i'll keep my typing mostly for now though as I do NOT have any other places to put it at. SO uh yeah, for now I think my goal is going to be around 50,000 characters. If I achieve this i'll maxmize to around 100,000 and if I SOMEHOW get that i'll go to 200,000 and then 300,000 and so on. But it's likely this'll go abandoned and I won't keep any motivation for this. I tend to be quite the consistant person though (alteast in competition) So we'll see how we do here when there really isn't any competition since i'm not exactly trying to be. Just tryin' to bring my character count up right? Oh yeah and get a super long text cuz yes.There's some people who are trying to read this in real life unfortunately so let's see if I can go a while before they can finish it since i'm generally uh well uh pretty quick typer. I'm guessing at this point I should probably continue to my fun uhh kinda fun list of going over the countries of the world. I also had figured instead of doing 193 countries i'll be doing 195. Why? I don't know, the alphabetical list of countries i'm looking at has 195 so i'll just go with that but frankly, I have no clue who the extra 2 are. Isn't hurting me though that's extra characters to type down. At this moment I have I think- 190 nations left so almos tin the 180s, and next on the list isss..... Antigua and Baruda. Fun...! Welp, I guess we should get started but I really don't know where to start. MAN I only ever heard of that because I studied like every country on a map to learn where they are! It's memorization not being a genius, i'm not all that chat but okay I guess we'll start this. Antigua and Barbuda: As the name suggests the islands of Antigua and Barbuda are well, Two islands that go by the name "Antigua" and... Can ya guess it? Well if you said Barbados then you'd be ri- WRONG it's Barbuda bro get it right! The second island is Barbuda, but in reality Antigua carries, they're more rich, a bit bigger, better beaches and so on. For the history of this tiny two island nation, it was first colonized by the British Empire in 1632 (and Barbuda 1666), and lasted all the way until 1981 making it one of the longest lasting colonies under british rule overseeing the colonization and de colonizatization of many nations such as India and Canada. Although it's still beaten by Bermuda which has been under british rule since 1612 and yes that's SINCE [Keyword: Since] as it is still under the United Kingdom today. Antigua and Barbuda are predominantely Christian, specificaly Protestant Christian, and even more specifically Anglican but also lots more. Besides these uhh facts, the islands are known for their over 365 beaches althought lots of these aren't even open to the public. Other random stuff, is: the islands were discovered in 1493 by Christopher Columbus, though they were settled much later.
Argentina TBC:
Also known as the Argentine Republic, is a country is South America the second largest in the continent and the eighth largest in the world. Argentine gained independence in 1816 which was quite early in latin america independance movement. Now though this isn't about other countries, it's worth noting that that pretty much all of the South American Spanish colony countries also got their independence around this same time preferebly between 1810 to 1825 however some fighting started earlier in 1808 and all the wars finally ended in 1833. The events that triggered these wer eprobably Napoleon's invasion of Spain and him getting rid of their King (and putting his brother in charge of the country instead.) Obviously being Spain if you have a vast wealthy empire and your monarch gets replaced by a foreign one your not gonna like it and that officially sparked the Peninsular War! (1808 to 1814). Seizing the opporunity these Latin American colonies started to fight for their independence and also cuz they don't wanna French colonies. Listen if there's one thing you're going to learn about this Longest text ever it's that France is gonna appear a LOT and usually not for the right reasons but yeah thats that. However in the case of Argentina it probably was a good reason because it gave them a chance to declare independence against their colonizer who already had half of their mainland lost to the French at this time. During the Argentine war of indpendence our star is José de San Martín who's the lead general in this war contributing the most to the liberation of Argentina, Peru and Chile. Uhh yeah you heard tht right, Argentina WAS his main priority as he was from there but i guess he decided to just do some side hussles to I GUESS LOL!? I mean forget George Washington, José de San Martín just decided to fight for 3 countries and probably at the same time too I mean thats quite impressive right? Finally from 1826 to 1827 Bernardino Rivadavia served as their first president. Now there's a LOT when it comes to Argentina that I still need to add on so trust me I will be. I'm probably going to label this as a to be continued section because I'll more to it in the future.
Fifth Entry: Ok so uhh I guess i'll talk about leaderboards finally, I think I glanced over 'em earlier a bit but not in depth. I L I K E leaderboards. Like is probably an understatement but whatever. I've been getting on random leaderboards on random websites and games for a while now and i've slowly increased the weight each new leaderboard I get on holds. Back when i started these I was maybe finding no name games with like 1 player and getting on the top 10 which probably hadn't even been active for a month. But slowly (and surely) I did start to get into bigger league stuff and honestly I would have with it. Atleast if I was winning, but even if I was falling down them atleast the competition was fun. It usually didn't take me long to do these kind of things cause again these weren't super active and when they were i'd absolutely try to grind it (which I wasn't that fast at). I started doing these around late 2021 but my first were in 2020 and early 2021. Now with my leaderboard gains progessively becoming bigger by early 2023 I was looking to move on to something that was better for me and this one takes place on a very popular game website. And this chapter marks quite a competitive (and sometimes rather salty) Leaderboard Grind. One that I still play to this day and took me 2 years to get the #1 Spot on.
Volcano Survival: In early 2023 around February, I had been introduced to the video game Volcano Survival by a new friend and it had a good player count too, maybe 70-110 at the time. Now there's a lot to go over on this game and it's leaderboard from 2020-2023 unforunately for me, I wasn't playing then so my side of the story starts in 2023. I had joined my friend in a game called Volcano Survival and it's top 10 leaderboard was based on the amount of survivals a player had, according to the games badges 10 people had the 1,000 survivals badge and one look at the leaderboard showed all those 10 were on there. (The Leaderboard was indeed a top 10, not a top 50 or 100 or anything else). Luckily for me I save screenshots and the top 10 at the goes as follows: first- 5681 second- 5049 third- 3107 fourth- 2615 fifth (controversial i know)- 2414 sixth- 1452 seventh- 1317 eigth- 1196 ninth- 1045 tenth- 1006 Now with these numbers they're quite massive with the entire top 10 alone spanning around 4600 survivals. And so as any person who was looking for bigger and more popular games to get on leaderboards on i... immedietly got intimidated by these huge numbers and said NOPE. The End. Yeahh... I wasn't exactly excited to do this leaderboard and I figured i'm not gonna do it despite most of the top 10 literally being inactive, atleast the bottom 5 were. None the less I didn't really have it in me to grind 1000 SURVIVALS! LIKE 1000 is a LOT and putting that much dedication into a game that was already on the decline in players by the time I got to it didn't seem worth it (atleast it didn't average 0 players... not forshadowing of course.) I'd rather spend my time doing other things and well. Other things came and those things went and by May I had been pretty bored with what i was doing, though I had started to make a name for myself around the Leaderboard community. Around the middle of May I did FINALLY join Volcano Survival and decide to play a bit, nothing major! Maybe to 25-30 survives but this was the inevitable start of it. Over the next few days I progressively began to spend more time on the game each day rising from 30 to 50 to 90, to soon 110 survivals. I exceeded 100 survivals pretty quickly and even though I was 10% to the top 10 I did finally start to have faith that I might make it. PAUSE you're probably thinking to yourself: Why aren't you sure to grind to top 10 and why aren't you motivated for even first at 5681 survivals??? And if you weren't thinking that well you sure are now. And the truth is somewhere between February and May first place had actually changed believe it or not and a player who we'll call "spipobat" had taken the lead and exceeded 6000 survivals!... No wait they got 5596 :nerd. we gotta be exact here okay. Now I don't know who had the nerve to just hop off the game 4 survivals away from one of the biggest milestones a community has ever witnessed but clealry this guy did. Upon looking at his account it looks nothing less of an alt... No groups, a few friends, plain avatar, not following anyone, pretty... plain. Not even any games in the favourites. I wasn't really sure what was going on but I wasn't an investigator either. I needed to keep a low profile and NOT get noticed right? Well anyways for now i'm making my way to the top 10 and the only person who knows happens to be my very friend who's soaring at around 2,000 survivals at this time, specifics are not mentioned as I don't remember but i'll say around 2500 to 2600. It's honestly a cruise for the weeks following I make my way to 200, then 300, then 400, then 500, 600, and 700. So what do I do? I'm getting close but I DO NOT wanna be known... So what do I do? Well definitely not make myself known by MESSAGING the guy in first place... Uhh yeah, but what's the worst that can happen. OH HE GOT 6K UMM COOL NOW HE KNOWS A NEW PLAYER IS ARISING. Being the gentleman I totally am I even message him congraulating him for reaching 6,000 so thats nice I guess. If it were today though I wouldn't have done that. Now I ended up getting on the levels top 10 before the survivals. For context there are two leaderboards and I should've mentioned this earlier but one leaderboard is survivals, the classic leaderboard thats always been there. The other one is a newer levels leaderboard. You can gain xp from winning games and after a certain amount you gain one whole level. The XP required for each level increases and you get higher up, and I made it to the leaderboard displaying the top levels days before the survivals leaderboard. (Around when I had 800 survivals) When I finally got on the top 10 I had 1,007 survives, and this is truly where it begins. To start off now that I had actually gotten to the leaderboard Liverpool was much more keen to play and he did exceeding 3,000 survivals or about half of first place. I could go into the absolute rivalry that is between Liver and spipobat but I won't, just know they aren't exactly fans of eachother. Back to my progess now! It took a bit but not too long before I surpassed more players on the leaderboard and eventually shot up to around 6th place slowly (but surely closing the gap on Liverpool and spipobat (who's at like 6600 around this time.) The first true interesting parts happen when I reach 5th place with 3000 survives and decide it's time to pass liverpool. FAILIURE INCOMING!!!! DON'T DO IT.....................uhmmm yeah it didn't work out so well, the end result was Liverpool getting into third with 4,300 and my sitting in fifth STILL at 3,200. It wasn't even close. After this we're gonna have to cut over to early 2024 as in late 2023 my account was BRUTALLTY hacked and i was stuck at 3,300 for a while all the way until december. In early 2024 I truly got back in the game and started to slowly sloowly sssllllooooowwwwwllllyyyyyyyy work my way back up the leaderboard and I decided to test my luck annndddd... F a i l. Absolute fail too, it concluded with me at 4,500, Liverpool nearly double of that and spipobat who also got involced at around 9,999. And then it happened, for the first time 10,000 survives was acquired and this is when it truly started to dawn on me that I'm probably not gonna get first by speed. SWITCHUP! Introducing my master plan it works super well when you need to pass someone, all you gotta is... grind, just don't stop and you'll achieve success (most of the time) for the rest of 2024 I slowly creeped my way up to around 6000 survivals surpassing the former first (ster_stuffyt) and acquiring my spot in the top 3 when Liverpool of course second now, basically declared he will NOT be going below the top two, which was a problem for me since both second and first could be considered faster then me sometimes. I wasn't actually sure how to go through with this but the only you can do is play and so I did. By november of 2024 a little over a year ago as i'm writing this (getting pretty recent huh) I had reached 7,500 survivals behind Liverpools 9000 and spipobats 11,000. Unfortunately by this time I had kinda been discovered, WELP HERE WE GO Spipobat and Liverpool (now Sealzyy) start an all out grind and this time i'm not getting pushed away any further I keep it going gaining hundreds a day as with the other two. By the time I reached 9,000 the gap between 3rd and 4th starts to bridge out, A LOT. The leaderboard looked not too different but it did look like this: first: 12,226 Second- 10,973 ME- 9,339 fourth- 5700 fifth- 3107 sixth- 2617 seventh- 2233 eigth- 2002 ninth- 1921 tenth- 1733 The rest of the week and week after followed, and the good thing was that I was on a Thanksgiving break plus I was just faster than I was a year ago, and speeding every week. Eventually by the 3rd week of November I became the THIRD person to exceed 10,000 survivals which sounds good but second place was still the same gap as me, while first was breaking the gap and stretching it even wider then it was before! Now there's something you need to know about Sealzyy and spipobat up until now it be considered a non serious hate relationship. Sealzyy doubted spipobat, spipobat passed, Sealzyy is now right behind him on the leaderboard so what happens next? Oh yea Sealzyys banning. On a Friday in november all 3 of us were in the game (as usual) when Sealzyy recieved a ban for 3 days. WHY? well apparently moderation banned him for putting EGGPLANT EMOJIS!? yeah this goes a weird turn however Sealzyy swears he was reported by spip, and honestly after being with this trio for a abouta year and a half it seems quite likely. Spipobat himself is quite the mysterious person, I already mentioned the profile and even in game he acted quite strange. For example when we asked him what country he's in he says Mexico. Then months later it changed to New York, months after that it's Puerto Rico which is still the United States, but it doesn't change the fact he keeps changing his location apparently. And when confronted about this he simply plays dumb. Anyways, Sealzyy is banned on Friday and at this point i'm sick of losing battles and seize the opportunity to take second and I get pretty close in the 12,000s when we finally made peace after he was unabanned. So the main question you might ask is WHY? Why did I agree with him to stop playing. I was less then 250 away and even if he kept playing I would surely pass him. So WHY DID I STOP? Well it was Sunday and the next day was SCHOOL, the end of Thanksgiving break and if I kept going through he would've bridged another gap and for the third time beaten me in a game. The end result would've been Spipobat at over 15,000 survives, Sealzyy at over 15,000 and me stuck in 12,000 to 13,000. So when he came to me with this it was A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY that I gladly took him up on. Unfortunately for him he had just verified my passing of him and spipobat kept going though his end goal was 16,228 (for some reason!?) so me and Sealzyy stopped while Spipobat made his final stride into December with his achieving of 16,000 survivals and over 120 levels. And for the rest of that year it stayed peaceful as me nor sealzyy was too exhausted to play right. Over the near years I honestly focused on other games but kept a good eye for it. UNTIL MARCH Sealzyy decided to break this treaty and gain a few hundred above me. For context throughout December and January we tied eachother and repassed eachother by 1 survival, however that strecthed to 3, then to 5 then to 10, and then 12. Things were going right were straight back where they once were. And when he gained 200 above me I had this opporunity to play once more gaining 12,500, and then to 13,000, 14,000, 15,000 and 16,000 with virtually no compeition as the now third place player was down at 14,000. And soon I got to 16,228 and on the 15th of March, 2025 yup THIS YEAR I acquired first placr from spipobat after he's held it since 2022. After that cos I trusted nobody, I proceeded to steadily gai- actually no I proceeded to mega grind this up to 17,000 and then to 18,000 then 19,000 then 20,000 and 21,000 and 22,000 where I finally stopped. And from mid 2025 all the way to the current day, the leaderboard has stayed relatively stable with the top 10 currently being: ME- 22,400 +100 second- 17,421 former first- 16,230 fourth- 14,686 ( I never really mentioned his rise as it sorta happened as I was doing my final stride for first place at the same time he started to play + there really isn't any lore to him and he got on the top 10 this year and got 10,000 scarily fast. fifth- 6,086 sixth- 3,303 seventh- 3,107 eigth- 2,909 ninth- 2,619 tenth- 2,470 Yeah, i get the idea that displaying these leaderboards and this whole topic is kinda cringe but, if i'm gonna ramble for 40,000 characters it's GONNA BE STUPID. So what's the reason i said all this? To talk about for my Longest Text Ever of course, but why is this relevant to me? It isn't but I do like having first and unfortunately the games player count as decreased dramatically over the years reaching an apparent 3,000 concurrent players to being 70-100+ when I came in to being 15-30 in 2024, to being around 5-10 when I got first to being 0-1 (but mostly 0) in the modern day. Unfortunately a friend of mine might be deciding to play this soon and he's... quite fast. I'll update this if anything interesting DOES happen. But for now I'm sitting pretty at the top with a 4987 survival average (now 4988) that im hoping to bring BACK over 5000. Toodles.
Sixth Entry: Ah yes 39,000 characters at this point, i'd like to have 40,000. Feels about deserved, I kinda forgot the whole point of this website, I think I need to make a really long continuous body of text? well I do need 40,000 atleast to be considered a big text right? I'm also not too sure about the website design but I think it's about fine. I'm quite fascinated with the older internet maybe 1994 all the way up to 2010 ish but you could never tell by this website design. It's quite modest and not really any crazy colours. Just a brown background and text. This just updated to Version 1.1 about a day ago as it's the 22nd of December.: It's quite literally 4:15 right now and winter break is in a day. I also changed my coding page from dark to light mode! (just to test it) it didn't work well and my eyes are currently burning. I'm trying to get back in the LTE game cos I really slacked off between Argentina and my fifth entry (like multiple days) I'm making quite good progress now and i'm pretty sure this is going at the right speed to become a top 50 longest text in the world. But am I updating fast!? Well, not as fast as i'd like too but it's an okay speed I guess, and why do I have to capitalize these I's can I not have an i like that why it need to be capital I instead i huh? What if i just start using i all the time what arya gonna do about it huh, cuz honestly i don't care get it? :x :z :I cool keyboard faces, i don't know why i'm testing them out but i am so deal with it! Oh and i just made it a rule to not use a capital i for the rest of this LTE unless i'm talking in all caps or it's starting a sentence. So what do i talk about now? Leaderboards? I mean i guess i could right (these non capital i's are already killing me, and i WANTED this!!!!) I guess my next goal naturally is a 50,000 character lte which i'm gaining up on. I'm not exactly too sure where i'd place by now on the internet but if i had to guess i'd say uhh maybe top 1%??? Seems about right, is that 1% i just mentioned actually data? Nope, but i haven't really come across crazy long texts. I'm also questioning myself on how to organize this lte, chapters, sections?, paragraphs (like I already am), i think i'll just stick to this format for now even tho it's utterly modern and B O R I N G, and not fun at all. No dark and vibrant colours combined, no crazy font, no crasiy old f@$h1oned 1Nternet text cuz yu no man i'm 2 hi cl@ss for dat stuf. But yeah definitely the most boring lte one's ever seen right? Atleast it has a brown background... thats sadly unique. HEY i don't see any other lte's with versions. But to be fair i haven't really seen any other lte's, maybe like 4 others. I'm quite hoping that this winter break WILL do me good, i'm not sure how many characters i'll have going into 2026, but it must be over 50,000, maybe even possibly 75,000+, now i'm gonna eat some chips right now.
Seventh Entry: December 24th! Cool i guess, right before Christmas, hopefully i can update this tomorrow as i didn't yesterday but i'm still trying to type as much as I can. I'm also realizing that 50,000 might come quicker then expected as i'm already at 42,000 and I might get 50,000 today or tomorrow on Christas ( that is if i do indeed type on Christmas. ) Also: HELP I'm bored and i don't know what to do. I mean i might aswell hop in Volcano Survival and play it since everyone's about to grind again when my friend Sour starts to play (and probably pass a bunch of people really quickly) 22,200 was my count when I made the Volcano Survival Paragraph and within a couple of days i've gone up by 500 already to 22,736 as of right now, and also leveling up to level 139 which is 12 above second place. My goal right now is ehh maybe uhh 30,000 survives it's a lot. It was my goal when I had like 9,000 and apparently i was thinking too high. :/ And yeah when it takes 4 years for one person to reach 10,000 you usually don't expect 30,000 any time soon, but hey look at me I got 20,000 a little less then a year after the first guy got half of that. So am I really thinking too high here? I see it as possible for me, after all I have gotten faster over the years and more confident. My biggest problem is the ego, i started out in the game as quite the underdog and the best players were uhm kinda already established and well playing them agaisnt eachother WAS my rise, but going on the offensive is easier than being on the defensive and once you're at the top the only place to go is down. 30,000 really seems invinclbe (it't not) and i think it's a good safe spot, after all after i got got first at 16,000 i randomly kept going up to 22,000 like MAN THAT WAS SO USELESS BUT OKAY. I GET 20,000 THAT WAS PROBABLY MY GOAL BUT THE EXTRA 2K DID NOT MAKE ME TUFF. BUT WHY SHOULD I BLAME MYSELF? I SHOULD KEEP GOING UP UNTIL 30,000 JUST CUZ!!!! I MEAN I NEED A BIG GAP AnD RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE BEING 5,000 IS'T FAR ENOUGH AND AT MY PEAK I WAS 6,000 AWAY ( reaching that again soon, and YES i plan to bring it up to 7,000 and beyond ) I mean being a whole 5th place away from 2nd seems fun right. Does this make me the best Volcano Survival player to ever eixst? n o. Well probably not, afterall the girl who's in ninth right now WAS first to like 500, 1000, and 2000 survivals and they didn't have any levels back then either so no perks to maxmize your health or health regen. So honestly as much as she is a kinda weird person i'd give her props cuz she did get 2000 survivals without any cheats basically and it did take like a year or so. But still, i wouldn't declare myself thee best player in history but i'd definitely place myself above last. Let's check the visits...OK so it's 5,900,000 million (it's been stuck at that for like a year almost) and I'd place myself around.... 5,899,999 so NOT the lasts spot....cuzthatspotwouldgotosealzyyahahahaha. Oooh almost 45,000 characters! UHMMM 50,000 SOOOOOON okay, it's just a matter of time, i mean i could just spam but i don't thnk that'd count. [Later] I'm going toooo, play a game... let's see what we got here Donkey Kong? No, Tetris? No, Mario? No, Mario 2? No, the other mario 2? no, mario 3? no, hmmm what shall i play... AH YES Sonic why not! i love retro games but i've already beaten sonic so i'll try sonic 2 instead.
January: Eigth Entry: Alright so it's been a while, a whole year actually (no) but it is the 30th of January and im really bored so I decided to comeback to this. And yeaa I guess this is my first entry of the year. I honestly kindaaa just forgot about this. Honestly not really: I just kinda got pre-occupied and then totally forgot what i was doing or uhh talking about, I think I currently exceed 45,000 characters at this point and I do wanna get that up to 50,000 and beyond. I also just finished school midterms.... fun... right? Also... sorry for the "..." But I really REALLY reewallyl like planes yes and aviation actually, all types of it, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aero dynamic planes. (Am i kinda just spouting nonsesne and I have no idea if an "aeroplane" is even a rela thing? Yes! Did I say I like planes? NO nooo not the mathmatical type of one euh. No coplanar and all that nonsense. I mean the Planes! You know... the ones in the sky? Wow I really sound like a 5 year old huh? Yeah it must be pretty embarassing looking back seeing myself ont he 24th saying how I might get 50K quicker than expected and i'm not even there yet. CURRENT SURVIVALS: 27,000 STATUS: Very Good/Leaderboard is pretty unipolar right now. Anyways back to the planes right? Oh yeah, and helicopters but they're not as cool, those have accidents in them, you know what else has a lot of accidents? Hot Air Balloons! yeah they catch on fire a lot, lots of mistakes, you know what else has even MORE accidents? Your parents! Oops that slipped out sorry~! well not sorry, im not canadian but, I DID still say sorry (does this make me canadian 🤔) Alright i can't be going off track like this, I gotta stay focused on thee important matters! Same with you! focus on theeee important stuff...like me, well more so this text, that is if you've read this far, if you have make sure to tell me or spam my messages saying ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYANDZ did ya catch it yea it doesn't go WXYANDZ and YZ NOT AND NOT ANDDDD IM nOT SYAING ANDDD IM JUST SAYING A N D PROBLEM HH? HUHUHUDD:?? Hwoooo let me calm down RIGHT? Anywaysway hehe. (Im going crazy aren't I) So what exactly am I saying... I DON'T KNOW PLEASE HELP. I wanna get some 6M2 in here 62nd of march 2029 or may first 2029 whichever you prefer, but just plleeeeese let me. Im not even sure what to entirely type about here, maybe something maybe SUM THING? Maybe a thing about sums? Like math? Whats the sum of 73774848475754+-19283? Yeah guess that i dare you I DARE you I! ME ME ME GIVES YOU DARE OF SOLVE? Anyways answer is 7.3774848e+13 if your curious, or something like that, i don't know, i'm to lazy. Anyways thats all i'll do for tonight pretty short but it's great to be back! Also real quick, HELP SNOWSTORM IS KILLIN MEH HELEPEP. P.S. I've also updated this to Version 1.2, this one completely changed how the website looks, such as, text colour, and background colour, (and some others to make the website run better) Colour pairs may change again in the future.
Reaching 50,000, reaching 50,000... anyways when am I reaching 50,000? Half a 100,000 right, very cool um... kinda of. It's alright nothing record breaking right? HOLY, I JUST ENTERED THE TOP 19, AND NOW 18 LONGEsT TEXTS IN THE WORLD!?!? WHAAHAHAT, AND IF I GET 100,000 I'll BE THE 14TH TO DO SO... okay cool... nothing that crazy. Lets look at the milestones. To enter the top 20 in the world you need around 25,000! DIDN'T KNOW THIS, To enter the top 15 you need 84,000 to be a top 10er you need 154,000 and to be a top 5er you need 310,000, for top 3 (kinda impossible) you need 580,000, and for a top 1 660,000. Well... very interesting, but i'm not that fast in this genre and I highly doubt I can top5 this at all, however I can hopefully guantee a 100,000 from me... hopefully. Still tho thats about as double as i've got right now and well uh... i don't seem to be doing a quick approach, nevertheless it shall get dow, no matter how long it takes. Right? Part of my reason for my absence so long was that I started making another website (immedietly got more popular then this) but i'd be surprised if this doesn't do a repass. I also made another one (yesterday) very simple, and kinda for fun but whatever) Now it's time for some fun facts!: Did you knowww Pizza's named after a real guy? Yup they called him Pete Za, but his real name was Peter Za. Peter was born in Mongolia and then was banished for some reason! (i don't know make it up) Anyways he was then sent to hawaii toooo, uhhm get adopted my americans who named him Peter, growing up people called him Pete and,one time he slipped on a piece of bread it flew in th air he tried to catch it but he hit into a bottle of sauce, which also sprung into the air, they collided and it created the PETEZA. then some rando put cheese on his, got famous from it and called his Pizza cuz he can't pronounce things (he was german) anywyas there it is!
Ninth Entry: Owala Owala Owala Owala Owala Owala, thats our word of the day maybe, Owala is a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er brand located and based in Utah in the United States but like everything it's made in china, you know where China's at? Yeah asia, you know whats also in asia, Azerbaijan! Azerbaijan has a best friend, Turkiye, and they have a common enemy (possibly had at the time or writing) and you know who that is? A R M E N I A. Armenia paragraph is coming soon like soon so soon you don't need the extra o, it's coming son. Now let's do a 21st century year ranking! 2000: Y2K yes, very cool. 2001: Don't hide it, we're both thinking the same thing.America also invades Afghanistan (see ya in 2021) 2002: You know I feel bad for 2002 cuz it's surrounded 2000 and 2001 which make it seem very irrelevant. 2003: Biggest events that happened was probably the invasion of Iraq and the Columbia space shuttle disaster, pretty big events with lots deaths sadly. 2004: Big leap in technology, the president got re eected and the EU expanded. 2005: Hurricane Katrina! 2006: THis was 20 years ago, Google finally completely overtook Yahoo! to be the dominant website, (should be neocities.) 2007: Assasiation of former Pakistani PM (but let's not get political) The Iphone is announced! and released. 2008: Spotify launches...ok, anyways... Yahoo! snaps back at Google retaking the #1 website spot from them somehow. Alsooo, Obama wins the election to become the president of the US of A. ANd they're doing FINEEE, since 1991 they've been a hyperpower uncontested and they still hold that title and will probably hold it forever...(NOT FORSHADOWING ANYtHIng haha) Also yes: Great recession time!!!!!!!!!, fun right let's all lose our house except for China, China is rising and STAYS RISING ._. not a worry right, it's not like they'll become a big power in a few years. 2009: Okay wow the population is nearing 7,000,000,000 now having about 6,977,000,000. Former president of the Phillipines dies :( Don't worry this time it's not an assasination. Samoa also gets whipped by a deadly earthquake, and the UK imposes direct rule over Turks and Caicos. 2010: YAYY NEw DECADE!!!! Memes, colours, Natural disasters, and technology! What happens with technology? Google! Yeah remember them well they show Yahoo! who's boss once and for all and it starts Yahoo!'s 15 year decline. Burj Khalifa also officially overtakes the Taipei 101 to be the largest tower in the world (still is as of writing this!) I predict they can go around another another 5-9 years before someone overtakes em. 2011: Bin laden is killed, Libyan Civil war, and South Sudan gains independance making it the newest nation on the globe. Also makes the ld sudan lose it's spot as the biggest country in Africa, and Algeria gets that now. 2012:The world ended.Oh not it didn't oh well when's it actually gonna end :/ Hurricane Sandy attacks, and Gangnam Style goes viral becoming the first video on the internet to accomplish 1Billion Views! 2013: Bangladeshhh noooo :( Okay so what else happened in 2013.... I KNOW A LOT HAPPENED BUT I CAN't REMEMBER. Ah yes China our friend has figured out to land probes on the moon, they're also now the 2nd biggest economy in the world... doesn't look like America cares yet, oh well. China also gets a new leader! 2014: Dissapearenceof flight 370 (scary) Yeah man again im goin' blank. 2015: Looks like a huge earthquake happened in Nepal, whats in Nepal? MT. Everest whats that? just a tiny bump sticking out of the ground, maybe a little hill. Anyway people die cuz earthquakes cause avalanches :/ 2016: Hey we're getting close to the modern time only a decade ago. The US finally gets a new elected leader (quite the controversial one too), oh yeah and for all my brits reading BREXIT TIMEEEEE. Also Turkey............... coup, yes we're doing a coup, oops it failed, oh well. I guess they all really liked the guy they gaveup on the coup and changed their minds....right. The Chicago Cubs also won their first world series in over 100 years, they might even wait another hundred. 2017: China is now REAL powerful and they don't seem on stopping anytime soon. It's also at this time the US declared em' as a rising threat and that the US is no longer the sole hyperpower of the world and officially has competition. Fun right? 2018: It's time for war. A Trade war? Yup between the rising superpower and it's new enemy. (They kinda go back and forth putting tarrifs and economic sanctions on eachother but we all know Donald and Xi are lovers ._. 2019: Pretty solid year I guesssss... Donald's impeached, the trade war escalates, and uh oh whats that in China? 2020: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 19 (It really technically takes off in 2020, but it starts in 2019!) Anyways that thing spreads WILDLY and within a couple months it every nations suffering. It goes from China...ok not bad, to Thailand, then Japan, then Taiwan (the other china), to Hong Kong wow we're getting controversial, all the way to Macau JEEZ, and then Nepal, Singapore, and Vietnam, now lets travel to Paris, France, and Australia and why not Canada, and Malaysia too, let's not forget Germany and the United States, Sri lanka aswell, Finland and UAE your NOT safe, India and Italy are a must have, the Phillipines too, cuz why not? They're fun to invade. Let's see if anyone can make it to the end of the year. Congrats New Zealand, your island of Tokelau has just a week and a half (10 days) till being the only country to make it to 2021 without a covid case. Whats that? Oh... yeah they got it to :/ 2021: Capitol attack time! Biden's in and the virus is still raging on. America also leaves afghanistan making it the longest war in USA history. 2022: Russia pulls a "Special Military operation" on their neighbor and the country starts it's North Korea transformation, basically banning everything and limiting rights. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO QUEEN LIZZY's dead. Oh remember how China was booming in the 2000s under that one leader... yeah well he goes mysteriously missing. 2023: AI gets HUGE, TOO HUGE, Israel Hamas was also starts. WHO (World Health Organization) declares an end to the Covid-19 virus. And now possibly the most important event of the decade... the barbie and oppenheimer movies release (JOKE) 2024: South Korea declares Martial Law, Donald regains the presidency. MAJOR REGIME SHIFT in Bangladesh. 2025: You know... a lot of things happen very controversial, to controversial to talk about honestly. Too much political bias, but I discover LTE's that year and start mine in December. 2026: Venezuelan President is out, and I start my LTE back again. Also... February is tomorrow, so thats cool. So what do I predict for this year? Not sure but major things since the first month has already been wild.
Well there's my summary of all the years since 2000, I definitely glanced over some stuff but I'm just doing this from off the bat memory. I'm also going to eat Pizza soon so thats nice.
So it's come to my attention that this LTE has actually been discovered and isn't under the radar anymore (cool?) I'm also currently looking at the list and seeing myself at 17th place (sweet?) So thats cool, I might aswell try for 60,000+ since i'm already kinda close. I currently sit at around 57K and for my standard these are pretty big leaps to have between today and yesterday. Since my LTE is pretty small (compared to other texts) It came to my attention that I increased my characters on this LTE over 20% between yesterday and today. Just trying to make up for all the days I lost this month (assuming I were to get 1K a day) again pretty slow but whateveerrs. It's also recently come to my attention that my laptop is at 26% right now... uh i'm fine, totally. I've also switched back to the black background on my coding screen (the white burned my eyes too much) I'm also thinking of adding mroe stuff to this website, maybe extra things and not just a page full of texts. However this'll do for now. Honestly at a bit of a blank currently so I should talk about something right? I guess I should treat this as a log but i'm not too sure what to talk about. I had literally the whole week off from school, and it's saturday right now. Tomorrow there might not be a crazy update to this cos i'm going far from my house (only like an hour) not too far but far enough to where I can't update this. I guess i'll pass the time by naming a bunch of nations that come to mind (but not all) anyways here I go. Canada, USA, Mexico, Nicaragua, Honduras, El Salvador, Panama, Costa Rica, Guatemala, Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Suriname, Guyana, Peru, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Brazil, Cuba, Bahamas, French Guiana, Turks and Caicos, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Trinidad and Tobago, Belize, France, Netherlands, Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Greenland, Finland, Finnmar- oops i mean Russia, Belarus, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Czech Republic or Czechia, Slovakia, Romania, Moldova, Bulgaria, Greece, Serbia (Kosovo??) Montenegro, Yugo- I meaaan Slovenia, Italy, Switzerland, Spain, Portugal, Andorra, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Vatican, San Marino (did I say that?), Morocco, Algeria, Libya, Sudan, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Morrocco, Mali, Maldives, Wyoming, Cote d' Ivore /Ivory Coast.
February 1st: Okay wow so already the 2nd month of the uear, you know everyone always says the first half is slow and the second hapf of the year speeds by, but for me its always been the first half is fast and the second half is a complete dread. Honestly all the years seem to zoom quite quick though. Somehow my lte is already bearly 2 montjs old in a few days and i stilll havent processed its a month old. Its 7:52 AM right now and im quote bored so i decided to write here for a bit (why not) My goal for today is to reach a noce 60,000 characters if im not already super close, tho my ultimate goal is 100,000! Im not really too sure when im going to reach it, im guessing his konth, maybe the earlier part of this month but if theres anything ive learned its to NOT assume when ill hit my goal. Afterwll, i thought i'd reach 50,000 in december, and I happened to hit it like yesterday (ouch) but this time no breaks !!!! (maybe) OK SO it's cone to my attention o've exceeded a character count of 60,000 and it would tale 50 minutes for someone to read! So ots stil quite readable, and since it is its telling me that this is NOT. LONG. ENOUGH. (please don't take out of context, thanks) Okay wow so 60,000 no lifer much? Afterall this is THE no lifer project, tried to come up with a more creative name then just: Really Long Text... kinda boring rightThis project deliberately proves in a no lifer (as if people i know itl didnt already know) speakinng of. A FEW people irl know about this but in hoping it doesnt get out of hand PLUS i dont think anubody i know in real life is gonna take nearly an hour to read all this. Im honestly not sure who would. I tend to categorize this more and not keep it just a jimbled text on a screen, I might even add buttons for specific parts but thats for another time.Im also getting VERY annoyed right now, as im typing this on a PHONE and it is a oure PAIN. Im even surprised it let me edit this on a phone. IT SUCKS but i'm bored so why not make it a little fun I guess. I also feel i'm making way more spelling or grammar mistakes and at this point.... I DOOO NOT CARE. Everytime i hold the soacebar button to backtrack it zooms to the top of the page :/ Sooo yeah spelling mistakes it is. Oh well, i'll be.... oKaY, for now atleast. Honestly keep coning back to that blankness Isometimes get. Help Help Help Help Help the boredom hurts, I wosh I soent more tome talking in december rather then going ocer countries bleh, it's fine tho, however my main focus WILL BE talking from now on, and the occasional country. I guess I should talk about a movoe right? Well which movie? Not sure, possibly a comedy, maybe a drama or horror, Mystery isn,t bad but neither are Thrillers and Terror, and whats the difference between Terror and Horror? Please someone tell me. Now i'm bored, let's name english football teams, Liverpool, Manchester United, Arsenal, Manchester City, Plunderland, uhh I mean SUNderland, we also have preston, Everyon, and THE WOLVES, don't forget Portsmouth, ASTON villa, and Blackpool, there's also Burnley and uhmmmmm those are only a few I can remember. Now let's do Anerican Football, Green Bay Packers, mhmm yes, New York Giants, Jets tooo, LA Rams (same owner as Arsebal in England) we also have the Arizona Cardibals yes, don't forget the Pittsburgh Steelers and the New England Patriots, the bengals, browns and ravens are good contenders, aswell as the Lions, Bears, and the Seattle Seahawks. Speaking of it's SUPERBOWL TIME IN A LITTLE MORE THAN A WEEK WHO'S READY. Superbowl 60 or uhh LX??? Is this sunday and it features Seattle Vs New England, a rematch from 2015. NE is going for their 7th Supervowl win, if they actuslly succeed they'll become the first team to do so. (They're currently tied for first) Im not an american football enjoyer my self really but this'll be quite interesting, So who do I think is going to win??? Probably Patriots, but who do I want to win? Definitely Seattle. Just ate breakfast. Okay anyways, any other teams to go over? Why yes, we have The San Francisco 49ers, the Dallas Cowboys, and the Houston Texans, the Minnesota Vikings, and the Saaaan Dieggooo Super Chaargers, except they're not in San Diego anymore (sorry San Diego) We also have the current worst time as of thos season the OAKLA- I mean LAS VEGAS RAIDERS. Besides the football team, I'm actially a fan of Las Vegas, speaking of Las Vegas... LAS VEEGAS LAS VEGAS YAYAYA LAS VEGAS LAS VEGETABLES...I mean las vegas... did I mention Las Vegas? OH Speaking of the city YEAHHHH LAS VEGAS anddd LAS VEGAS AND DONT'T FORGET IT'S OLD COMPETITOR- atlantic coty 😐 did I say "coty"? I meant city. Uhjjjjj bored bored yes regular bore boring ues yea yup yep yunoyep. Dog Dawg Dog Hound Howard Hound Dog Howard Dawg Dog Pownd Howard Hound Dog Pownd ok ok yes yes i get it yes yes ok ok. I how how do how dog to dog . Me dog hound howard is dawg pownd dog gawg hound. Howard is dog pownd in dog howard dowg foug dig dike bike, bicycle. RMAIL ME AT DAWGPUBDZ@HOTMAIL.COM (bot actually) noo not bot i meant not! And thats not wven my email i made it up. Nowwwww I NEED MORE STUFF WRITTEN. But what do I write, I mean... its a really Loopoo g text, if its a texxt maybe it should be a text message?! Why yes if it's a long text, I might aswell make it a really longg text message, but i got nobodyyy to send this too WHAT AM GON DO. I don't know man. Once opon a tome I was born in France (scary) but not france itself FRENCH INDO-CHINA. Not be confused with the currently independent Indonesia. (not a sprout reference) Yes I am aware they are currently the #4 record holder on an lte. How the heck do you fet 400K like that. Seems quite impossible. Of course for this current time, I bet in the coning years 400K won't just be reserved for the top 4. I'm also quite curious to see how long I can stay on the super long text list. In my abscence of 1 month I don't think I fell even a single spot. (Tho I wasn't on the leaderboard) Currently this LTE 2025- present, but everyone around me on the top 20 has inactive LTE's abd I'm already nearing 16th soI bet it won't be too difficult and axtually probably a breeze to move into the top 15. Just a matter of dedication (for now) Yiy know the nice thong about being on a phone is Emojis, while I DON'T typically type a bunch of this text on a small screen I will admit- the use of emojis seems nice. 🤠😐🍔😹🧠🫓😵😂🌭🦅🔫😢😔🏈✌️🇺🇸💣😎◼️😡👁️🛻◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ sorry guys a lot of this text is redacted 😔. ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️👁️ Thats a mot of redaction, Cant believe it ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️. Anyways now that I got the eloji stiff out of the way I can finally ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️ RAHH STOP WITH THE REDEAC◼️◼️◼️◼️ Koala you know the koala lte yes its this one oh wait no it's bit, this is rhe no lifer project, but it very much has a lot of life compared to some other lte's. This one is relatively young and full of life, my only problem is that it's draining my battery like crazy.0 Ok so uou'd think with this much writing i'd be at maybe 200 rows of code but surprisingly no, I'm at 198 do close yet so far away I guess. Lots if typing to do yes yes yes yes yes type tupe type type type type type type i needa gain characters hut at what cost. There's no prize at the end. Maybe it could be used as looking back how some random coewed the world in the 2020s decade hut thats about it. Nothing crazy and I don't share a crazy amount of info eithe. Some info to know is that i'm located int he world yes, the wetsern hemisphere yes, right now some current events include- WARS POLITICAL DRAMA PRESIDENT KIDNAPPINGS ANF UHH OTHERS. Some rich people that exist in my timeline are--- Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Markkk Zuckerberg, Bernard Arnault, ok. Out top powerful nations are --- The United States (by far) Russia (nostlikely falling to 3rd in a few years. Chinaaa. Those are the inportant ones, some sides icblude India, France , South Korea, Maybe Japan etc. the yesr just started anyways so im not even too sure ahats to happen. Some other stiff... i don't know honestly i'm sure I can come up with more later on. Jeeeeez i'm doing quite a bit of typing today like too mkuch, this might even be the most i've ever done, and it's not even passed rhe morning yet HOLY. Too much typing but I mean not sure what else to do, if I had sonething to pre occupy myself with I would definitely be doing that. But of COURSE I DON'T so let us keep on with the typing, I typed today because, i'm going somewhere and i wanna tupe before i leave. Yesterday I oredicted I moght not get much typing in WRLL BOY WAS I WRONG I THINK I'L STOP MAKING TYPING PREDICTIONS CUZ THEY ARE ENDING UP WILDLY WRONG EVERYIME. I know at this pint I have to be a few thousand. NO WELL OVER a few thousand above 60,000. When I get 100,000 i'll officially be 100% to my goal, or will I. Maybe i'll be 50%, maybe i'll be 10%, maybe i'll even be -90% calculate that if you want. This text is getting dryer and dryer jeez, i'm typing quite a lot for one day. These characters are getting out of hand, sand with whatever i'm thinking right now cuz my mind can't even think. ĦĘŁP... Well thats a cool way of soelling a word, unfortunately it takes longer but still cool. Let's do it again. Ħẽļłø pëòpľěş ŵėļċœmé þö mŷ ļõņğéßť țèxț ěvêř! WOW WHAT A WASTE OF TIME JEEZ. IM NOT SURE WHAT TO KEEP SAYING COS I FEEL A LOSS OF MOTIVATION BUT Thats just a waste of time i'll never gain back, well this whole thing is a waste of time i'll never gain back III. I I I DUUUuuuudeee, I went to school today, actually no cuz it's sunday. Brooooo I went to school tomorrow and I I tasted sauce pasta. THen I tasered by pizza with pasta and put sauce on pizza ravioli pasta. Just came to the realization that pasta is just food with food inside of it sauce. And sauce is food with food in it. Almost 70,000 celebratory time...woohoo ok. Anyways thats a lot of typing for 70,000 isn't it eh. Nearly 70% to my ultimate goal of 100,000 and then I can retire from life. Rahh 69.66K characters broooo. Get there quickerr. Please 70 70 70 glorious Seven Zero just please. I'll finally feel somewhat accomplished in my life if I can 70K this out. Imagine I conveniently die on the last character though. This'll be my record of 10,000 in a day which i'm pretty sure before that it was maybe like 5,000 or something (a bit less?) So this'll be cool indeed. But the possibility of gaining more then this in a day is a bit low. I really feel burnt out from these past few days and i'm not too sure if i can get that multiple hundred thousands of characters goal. ANNND 7O,OOO FINALLY OKAY BYE
Tenth Entry: My Tenth Entry. Jeez man I'm doing alright but i'm finding this harder and harder to update, infact i think i can keep going easily right? but i find myself less willing to do this each time i log in but i gotta keep the hyperness it's only my 10th entry..actually it's my 18th but let's just keep 10. I I uh, ate a pixel, and i pixeled pixel and pixel pickle, what to pickle? Mess with the pickle, then break the pickle, after you do this tape pickle back together, if it doesn't work then glue it together, IF THAT doesn't work then pickle, insert pickle in old video game console, then watch pixelation, play pixelated game and eat pixelated pickle, next step: the guy whi's explaining this just spelled pixelated wrong. Ok Ok so that's good good good or not I uh ujm uhj, then you gooota, eat plastic bags of water yes, yes. I uhm need to ahhpp. Anywaysawyaylaydaynaypay. Fun fact this is in INDEX.HTML (if ya didn't know) I alsosloloaslo want to note that this website is cooooooool but needs to be more interesting. So it's not really coooool, or atleast not as coooool, as i'd want it to be. I also need to get on my Volcano Grind, i'm still first but undoubetdly it's getting closer as 2nd place has 20,100, followed by 19,200, and well i'm here sitting at 27,900 RRA. It's fine... everythings fine, everythinggg, is fineeee. Possibly maybe sometimes cool but yea but do yeah so hi for a what do huh moob. I did some things sometimes (a few things.) UHH I NEEDA THINK OF SOMETING TO TALK ABOUT oh wait my day of course. Now today I walked into a McDonald's for the first time in 20 years. I'm not even 20 years old but it's still my first time going in 20 years. Anyways I walked in and ordered a Spicy McChicken with pickles well. honestly it comes with pickles, fries, soda, a regular hamburger, a Big Mac, a Double Cheeseburger, a Triple Cheeseburger, I also go a few times for my daily McDouble, and at night a McFeast, then a Bacon McDouble, some McNuggets, then a few Premium Chicken Sandwhiches, Grilled Chicken Deluxe, some Taste Crafted chicken sandwhiches, a few Deli Choices, 4 snack wraps, 2 premium chicken snack wraps, A SINGLE McArabia, 10 piece buttermilk crispy chicken tenders, 3 chicken fajitas, an Artisan Grilled Chicken, then I travel to India for the day for the daily Maharaja Mac, then a tasty basket, then back to the US for some southern themed foods, after I finish my appetizer I go to the full course, it consists of: a fish filet, 7 McRibs, 12 buckets of 'em actually. Then I get a FEW sauces for my upcoming meals, they consist of: Mighty Hot sauce, Apple Cinnamon, Sweet N' Sour sauce, barbecue sauce, ketchup, Honey, Honey Mustard Sauce, Hot Mustard Sauce, Hot Honey Mustard Sauce, regular mustard suace, creamy ranch sauce, then I travel to india again for curry sauce, I come back and get a few more, Spicy Buffalo aswell, and of course Ranch, and Habenero Ranch suace. I'm still feeling hungry though so I fly to the Netherlands for Fritessaus Sauce, and finally a trip to Australia, for some good old spicy mayo. Now I CAN'T forget desert, these includes 9 sticks of butter, 9 flurry's, Grape Jam, Tartar Sauce, McDonaldLand cookies of course, 111 Cinnamon melts, 5 pounds of smoothie cups, Li'l Donuts, and Yogurt Parfait! Now I know what you might think... PRETTY UNHEALTHY? Welll I actually am a lot healthier then I seem, I finish off with: Salad. Oh and apple slices too. Of course we have to finish with Tropicana Orange Juice and i'm set. Now that probably sounded like dinner, and it was...not, it was actually lunch, dinner consist of a lot less actually only just: Poutine!, 8 McCrabs, 7 McLobsters, 3 Angus Snack wraps, 2 Brownie melts, some McRice, with McSpaghetti, then I quickly travel to Sweden for a McBean Burger actually no, 10 of them, THEN a McAloo Tiki maybe like 5 of em', 2 Georgie Pies, an Artisan Grilled Chicken (again) and Veggie Crunch Burger ONLY ONE THOUGH. THen I have a few sweet potato fry buckets, I have a McVeggie burger (not to be confused with Veggie Crunch) THEN a few McVegan burgers, then a McPlant and then a- plant :/ FINALLY I HAVE SOME MCMUFFINS. Then I make them cook me stuff that don't even exist anymore (small things, such as) McDlt's, McLean Burger, a Beef Wennington a Cheddar Melt, a McAfrika, then I saw a huge quadruple patty sandwhich called the Catfish Sandwhich. BUT IT WASN'T THE SAME ON THE MENU AS IN REAL LIFE!? THe food CATFISHED ME!? I still ate it though and it was ALRIGHT. THen I had some Chicken McBites, with lots of Mayo and Garlic. A Hula Burger aswell, and a Fried Roast Beef Sandwhich, Kiwi Sandwhich, a toasted Deli sandwhich, a McPizza, of course a diet coke float, and regular coke float (non-diet) and to end it all... TRIPLE RIPPLE. Then I walk to Burger King... I'll probably add that list later.
April: Uhmm yeah so, I got 9,000 characters of my LTE deleted since it apparently didn't make sense? Sad cos I really had fun with that excerpt but I guess I can't have too much fun. My former nearly 84,000 characters has sadly been reduced to a around 74,800. Sad and for my lte size it puts quite a dent that pretty much 1/8 of my text had to be deleted but what am I gonna do right? Afterall I do wanna be included. I guess i'll restart my journey to 100,000 characters while SourToastCrunch is quite literally right behind me. (oh boy) Yea so yesterday he started an LTE and got to around 10,000 is but then he kinda just exploded up there and started passing everyone so i'm curious how far he'll go. LOL WHY ARE 5 PEOPLE ON HIS DOC WATCHING HIM LMAOOO. Oh well what do ya want me to say about? He'll probably pass me by tomorrow but i'm still aiming for 80,000 and 90,000 and eventually 100,000. After that though... not sure. I guess now i'll talk about some cool cities. We'll start out with New York City, pretty cool, basic, nice nixe noixe. Now i'll name every country in the world (yay new work in progress) let'start.
So that list will be under me for now but I guess I SHALL continue on the lte at hand. Currently I sit behind the WhileTrue LTE wit around 79,000 and the Slashii one wth 97,000. You know before my deletion I was really picking up speed but it sadly didn't count. There's also been quite a big of scurrying. SourToastCrunch got to around 130,000 characters really fast before being completely booted off the leaderboard (uh oh)! Well that run wasn't a long one but he'll probably be back. It looks like the reason was because of making jokes of Rape, racism and saying slurs. Guess if he removes those he might be added back but for now he's off. Good news is that i'm also back on the top list once again so nice come back by me I guess. It also seems Whyisland's has become the complete uncontested lte on the internet as he boasts around 865,000 characters in his Longest Text Ever. Currently i'm sitting in class since there's nothing really else to do and the topic isn't TOO serious so I should be safe enough to type this while listening in class. Not sure wat to say so i'll describe some stuff, i'm sitting at a desk it's light brown with silver barrs, on top of it is my computer as well as some books. Makes sense right, not sue what else to say, the floor is brown ish, aswell as quite clean but you know maybe not (since it is a dark colored floor) You know I saw on the SourTostCrunch LTE about how is neighbor threw bricks at his dog so I might aswell tell when my dog got attacked. It happened not that long ago when I was walking my dog with my sister around the block of our neighborhood when we got bac to the front of hour house and my neighbors dogs (more on my neighbor later) came around the corner and started attacking MY DOG... now before this gets out of hand they're tiny white dogs so uhh yeah they didn't really do anything plus I pulled my dog away but it was still kinda scary since my dog was still attacked. Then the dude came around and said we overreacted and cursed at us... then went back in his house. He's 2 houses away since there's one seperating us. However that one's vacant. currently. Hopefully the new neigbors will be uh cool to say the least the last ones were quit chill so I didn't mind them. Been there for quite a few years but we're basically the longest in our neighborhood seeing neighbors come and go since the early 2010s when I was an infant. (Yes we want to move, probably) K wow we go 78,700 character i'm doing great (no) still a below average or atleast not acceptable I REALLY WOULD LIK 80K BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO BE COMING FAST ENOUGH. So i needa type more more more more more uhh let's talk about random stuff: Fans!!! Fans spin they spin a lot it, depending on the direction can give cool air so thats cool. One time I broke a fan, one time I broke a sweeper. It started smoking fo no reason and also not working (this was during shool I was helping out, so the baseball coach just took it from me and said uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put it back. So I did hopefully the janitor didn't get mad at me for breaking this mans Vacuum Sweeper. Speaking of broken things one time I DIDN'T break my bones hopefully it never happens and hopefully I didn't just forshadow something but I did once time break this website and it also happened to be that that one time was kind of 2 days ago, thats why the title looks different here (not sure how to fix i'll do it later) Okay I really really really really really really really want 80,000 characters finally let's check at what i'm at. Ok nice 79,822. Let's finish it off and reach 80,000 (even then) when I will reach it it won't be at my peak of nearly 84,000 so believe me im still looking forward to surpassing that soon as well as 90,000 and of course 100,000 but after that im not too sure what i'll be at so let's check, it seems i've finally repassed WhileTrue's LTE and Slashii... im heading towards you. Honestly for the first 5 months of this LTE's existence it's reached a good 79,000 but to be real it's not exactly fast, infact it's quite slow... it's really slow so whatif I just... i don't know type a little like maybe not a little but more than little not fast but not slow you knoww if you get what I mean. Just type a bit more than usualy I've been taking it slow and steady and for my first month I reached maybe 40,000+ charcters and January was my second best with around 25,000 maybe a bit more and since then it's been quite slower so i'm just gonna... pick up the speed a little bit. I won't go hardcore like crazy I don't wanna burn out. So uhhh 80,00 right. The rise of someone new may have given me a bit of motivation even if im not as fast or even close to as fast. NIIIICEEEEE BROOOOO 80,000 CHARACTERS HAS BEEEN HITTT AND IM ALRADY NEARLY AT 81,000000000000000000 WOOOOH. Now i've been doing this for around 5 months since the beginning of december and it's now late april, I could round it to 6 but i'll let it be since thats still 2 and a half weeks away. Since December i've gained 82,000 character 45,000 of which were gained in december. By this speed I will predict my final by the time december hits for the lte's 1 year old birthday. So for my first prediction I predict in 5 more months just based off my current speed i should have 164,000 however since im doing a speed up I predict atleast 200,000 possibly even 300,000 by the time. By december i'm not sure but I should have somewhere around 210,000-310,000. Let me tell you the story of one time how my uhh watch ran away. So i'm not a big watch guy except for watching the time. I was doing my daily 2 Kilometers of running every morning. I take my stroll out of the house to the driveway to the sidewalk (not the road since last time that happened I was run over by the local cyclists gang) and make my way down the hill then suddenly my watch unlocked from my wrist fell on the ground and my running accidentally kicked it down the street. Ok so that wasn't really running away but close enough eh? Anways I continued chasing my watch as it rolled down the hill when suddenly a what looked like a very intimidating 30 year old cyclist made his way down the hill (from the opposite side) to where I was and when he reached he RAN OVER MY WATCH. AFTER YEARS OF HAVING IT I COULD'T BELIEVE IT, I WAS SHOOK AND ANGRY. In response I stuck my leg out to trip the chap. However he did have a bike so either I was going down or he was doing annnnndddddddddd..............He went down tripping and falling face first on the street I went over with my slice ofcheeseeandifjfjrenfoogle earth is quite the cool website that I surf every so often. Either when I have free itme in class or... well thats basically it I don't look at it at home. Earlier this year I would play the Xtremely cool game Crash bandicoot on computer too. I already beat the original around 2020ish and the two others i also beat around the time. So I started the first one around January this year and beat it in a week. Oh yeah speaking of this LTE to get back at my missing 9,000 characters I lost I thought it might be a cool idea to talk about it to gain some of my characters back which i'll do in a bit. The only reason I did all that slop was purely because this isn't a diary or a blog of myself (atleast I didn't want it to be) but it does have to be blog-ish and on a topic at each point. So thats what it'll stay on from now on. I should also talk about my area even if im not going to exactly say it. My area contains a neighborhood (where im in) and one nearby which iss... pretty good pretty safe and I might even rather live there. We'll call mine the home neighborhood and the other very cool (mayb even a bit better to live in) Neighborhood 2, since I really don't have a brilliant name for it. Now Neighborhood 2 is directly west of mine home neighbrhood, so go a little west and across the road north of Neighborhood 2 is what we'll call the Neighborhood 3 (quite dangerous) and west of that hugging both my neihborhood aswell as neighborhood 3 are the N4 Suburbs and uhh it's really big yes... not else what to say im not sure so i'll continue on it later maybe. Throwback to 2024 when I was banned for 3 days on ROBLOX for saying Twenty Three, 3 23, and 2023. (Banned for sexual content) yes yes very sexual i'm really really sorry definitely. Speaking of roblox, in a few dyas the first of may it'll be my 5 year anniversary of my roblox account (not on roblox, just the account) Take that Sour Toast Crunch. I'll spend the next of my time mocking him because honestly imagine having your lte taken down. I was the 2nd user to be put on the untrue list but atleast i wasn't fully wiped right but this man not only got himself booted in 2 days but also caused a rule to be made because of him LOL. I mean impressive nonetheless but not exactly peak achievements you want to hold eh? Once upon a timeeee I... did some stufff okay ye yes yes ok. Who else loves wings, I love chicken wings I actually do it doens't really matter what kind but I do indeed love chicken on wings uh i mean chickens wings ok yes i like flaming chicken wings more though (totally not an epic reference) OKAY but genuinely a flaming chicken i meannn it would be kinda painful to put in your mouth since it is on fire but hey maybe one could take it right. I feel like a freezing chicken might just be worse though although I genuinely could be deadly bloody helly sadly depressingly joyish joyingly wrong here (so i'd hope I am) not for any reason I mean i dont plan on eating any freezing chicken wings. Now i'm a pretty private person online but I guess I might aswell speak some great words like the magic man i'd like to be: UHMMMMMMMMMMMM MY NAME IS UH ETHAN IN REAL LIFE YES I UHHH OH WELL YOU KNOW I LIVE ON UH THE WORLD SOMETIMES AND UH cool right. Now i'm going to do a overview of what i typed about that got this taken down and disqualified for a little bit. Ok i'm back and not really sure what to talk about again but you know uh very cool right. I'm just happy about my hit of 90,000 characters it's amazing ain't it, less than 10,000 just to reach 100,000 yes the big 1 O O the big 100K. Alright I think i'm just going to rename this to the lifer project since a no lifer would never type this out let alone this much, i have a lotta life in my and there's no reason why i would be a no lifer. It's the morning 8am and i'm honestly not too sure how many characters i'll have by the end of today, im atleast hoping for around 95,000ish but no guarantees right. Maybe even 100,000. Honestly i'm not too sure how far im gonna be going on this, i've been working since early december and i've accumulated about 91,000 characters and a little more than 16,000 words. Im not too sure how many Longest Text Evers are ahead of me at this point but i can't imagine its a whole lot. From what i've heard Whyislands is getting increasingly close to 900,000 which is still quite crazy to me. Meanwhile im only gaining on 100K but it's still quite good i'd say. Currently Sour's Longest Text Ever sits at around 130,000 or 40,000 characters ahead of mine...darn it seems he loses motivation though when everyone gets mad at him and disqualifies him as a legitemet Longest Text Ever (even though he really does have a 130,000 chracter long text. Also it's come to my attention that I haven't done my warehouse rant which is surprising, warehouses are 40% of my hatred and the other 60% is random things so now I guess i'll go on and start my super long rant about 'em. Ok I finally got that out and im feeling evil evil evil evil yea evil evil evil. ALRIGHT? who here lieks Elvis the Presley not the pelvis 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 😹 cation (meow.) Ok i'm back and it seems i've reached and successfully exceeded 95,000. Nice but what else do I say sunh. I'm currently at home right now, completely dreading doing Math homewrk but whatever right. Gotta get it done sometime although I really don't want to, but whoever did right. Tomorrows the last day of April so uh yea this website is nearly half a year old and just in time for my 100,000th character. So hopefully in another 6 months i'll have 200,000 characters and so on and so on. Based off this if I follow the same pattern I have been for the last few months (which im trying to not follow) i'll 200,000 in 6 months aswell and after that 300,000 and after that 400,000. Overall it'll take uhm quite a while and i'm not even sure if i'll still be active by then so i'll focus on right now right. But seriously, finally after 5 months of typing I can do what the SourToastCrunch LTE did in 3 days which is reaching 100,000 characters. It's amazing honestly and i wasn't even sure i'd be able to make it this far after a bit earlier I felt a bit of a burn out and legitmately thought I couldn't go any longer but here's me at nearly a hundred thousand characters. I'm at the good 96K RIGH NOW YES. IM SOO CLOSE but 4000 is still quite a bit away. Genuinely im ready for 100k just give it already there's no wait in wiating i don't wanna type 4000 more characters the only thing i wanna talk about really is my 100k achievement which will hopefully be today right. Uh it's the 30th yes april is finally almosto ver althought I guess I shouldn't be too happy about it since we're close to being halfway through the year. (Kinda) but that can still be considered quite an overstatement. Ok so french fact: I have a test on tuesday it's on french food, quantities, partitives, qui/ and que. Partitives- like some of. I'll use words like du, de la, de l', and des. As this april comes to an end htis year I wantedto say pretty good month, good birthdays aswell as some people i know. THis text is to never be edited again after today. However 100k SHALL BE HIT HERE. So let's continue shall we. UHM IT'S 4/30/26 and 10:00 OH JEEZ I NEED 100,000 BEFORE THIS DAY ENDS OK OK HOLA AMIGO UH ALRHT LET'S TALK ABOUT UM DOGS I LIKE DOGS THEY'RE CUTE ATLEAST SOME OF THEM ARE, SOME OF THEM AREN'T OKOK MOVE ON WE HAVE A CATS CATS ARE COOL I GUESS NOW WE HAVE GLASSES I HATE GLASSES UNLESS I NEED THEM, THEN I LIKE THEM, ALRIGHT ALRIGHTNOW MC DONALDS (YOU ALREADY SAW MY MCCDONALDS ORDER YOU DON'T NEED MORE PROOF I LIKE IT) NEXT IS BURGER KING, THE BIG BK IS alright UHM UHM WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE WE HAVE HUMANS EHH NO 6/10 -06/10- YEA YES VERY BAD UHM. Now i needa save this file but i dont feel like it so im not going to save it just yet hehhhhh why would i ever anyway. It has also just come to my attention that a few lte's are actually longer than the quran itself which bazzles me aswell as longer than the torah, not the bible though, thats like 3,000,000 characters long but still ltes longer than religious texts is pretty insane. alright 98,980+ characters, nice nice im gettin' purty close to 100,000 but i'm not entirely sure if i can reach it. It's 10:05 so i'd be surprised if i could but yea yea yea you know me yea yea yea im not him cos uhhh i like food yes. Fun fact I haven't eaten at al today, only a singular eggo waffle this morning, funny lmao lmao lmao lolo lol lol lol ok ok. Ok i need to stop because it's VERY unbecoming of me INFACT IM ANGRY... VERY unbecoming OF ME. BROOO MY HEIGHT IS LITERALLY 999CM OR WHATS THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS. LIKE 55 FEET!?!?!? Alright 99,300 characters nice nice. Jarvis it seems we're approaching the big 100,000 the 100k the one double zero k, the 10,000 10 times. IT REALLY IS TEN TENS TEN TIMES. OR A HUNDRED THOUSAND ONE THOUSANDS. OR LIKE 2 FIFTY THOUSANDS OR ONE AND A HAL- ok i'll stop it.
Going Over whatever the heck I wrote: So uh looking back i'm not evene ntirely sure what i wrote so lets go over it will we? I started off by saying "Me when son son son son son, Adrian, I love Mondays" Now first... first off the first part is already quite slop as I say about 5 times and it makes absolutely no sense (not too bad though I can give it a pass) however there's the next part which is striaght phychotic and it mentions me loving mondays now first. I DO NOT love mondays nor like them but im not sure why I put it there so just please don't mind it ok. (i dont like mondays [definitely] i really dont) The next couple parts is me saying "stay hydrated fellas" about 8 times but I honestly have no regrets about this one cos I mean hey it's good to stay hydrated fellas ain't it? In fact if there's one part i'd bring back it's that cuz it' always a good thing to remind people to stay hydrated, so stay hydrated fellas. These next parts is where it genuinely gets bad such as me saying John and son 13 times (guess i was trying to make a tongue twister saying John son jon john son johnson) then I randomly mention france bcuz... ofc i do right it's the most mentioned country in this entire text. Then i just start ranting about a fictional team coach I have who apparently made my team great (what team??) Then i said his name was "Johnathan Arudle Furd J.W.K Ell D. John Daniel Freeman Veerderson, Leerder Shayls Jurn Pot Benjamin Seemings Leeckle Yerder J. Hurmurs Ryan Doords Dyers Freestysle... thats only about half of it since i don't wanna get in trouble for slop again even tho im technically on a topic. Then I said how i'm gonna use ai to write the next few lines for me: and then proceeded to spend the next few lines convincing y'all i'm not using ai to write the few lines that i was typing at that moment. Then I mentioned someones name about 10 times and a town about 10 times and then I glazed israel (JOKE OK) Then I talked about the amazing movie the white dog which I shouldv'e never deleted cuz it really is an amaazing movie it's just the plot is a bit...eh atleast for the american folks. You can search up the movie if you like I won't be explaining for atleast a little bit... OKAY SO BASICALLY IT'S ABOUT THIS WHITE DOG THATS RACIST AND TRAINED TO ATTAC- ok moving on. Then i talked about MY neighborhood blah blah blah already did that again here. Then I made this terrible joke my friend said which I shall repeat again as I approach 90,000/90K characters: Why can't Coats get within 300 feet within a school? They always jacket. get it haha ok anyways. Then I started talking about how the sun is young or whatever not really sure there and then I started talking about the word son again (IDK MAN GIV ME A BREAK) I WASN'T SURE WHAT I WAS DOING. I also mentione my birthday (the 15th of this month) because it just so happened to be occuring at that time so thats really cool and happy birthday me I guess or is that slop HuHHHH NOT SURE EH ALSO YAYY 90K!!!
MY WAREHOUSE RANT: SO UH i got a little bit of a thing for these giant oversized obxes that occupy so much of my city. First, not to reveal so much info about my area but let's just say... let's tear down old historical buildings and build warehouses because why not right, let's also just take random land and boom warehouses. Farmers Land? Warehouses Your land? Warehouses, MY HOUSE? not a warehouse (yet) they'll get to it eventually but they somehow haven't (again not yet.) Now from my house and view of the south side of my city (because yes, I can see if from here [very cool]) uh i'm used to viewing things like buildings and stores and of course factories because who doen't love a good factory (bonus points for abandoned ones) and now i still see them and you know NOT warehouses but if you drive down the street a little or a bit out of the neighborhood all you see is abandoned factory... BEHIND WAREHOUSES. Now I usually wouldn't care about this type of thing since of course they're both technically a sort of factory and no one wants to see eiter factories or warehouses from their house, especially abandoned ones. But it gets to a point where you see just too many warehouses it gets absurd. I've seen the proposals and I really don't want them to come true (right?) Because I swear if I my area starts looking like a maze with warehouses on either side of the road and warehouses infront of me i'll seriously be...annoyed, annoyed since i can't do anything else. What else am i gonna do burn em down... maybe but that would be disastrous and by the time i'd be able to do that warehouses would be liek 70% of my area so i'd rather not. If anything it'd be a good idea to do it now since they haven't fully spread yet. BUT THATS OUTRAGEROUS I MEAN I'D NEVER BURN WAREHOUSES. Pretty sure there was a guy who went viral a few weeks ago for actually burning down a warehouse. It was all over the internet dued. It was in california which isn't ideally near me or atleast near enough for me to get sm0ke from the fire but you know... bad on him he shouldn't have done that and people maybe possibly suddenly really couldv'e gotten hurt. So the moral is don't buen warehouses with people in them. But if it's empty... EXPLODE THAT CRAP TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! Uh I mean PLEASEDONTCOMEAFTERMEJEFFBEZOSIMAGOODBOYOK?OKAYTHANKS. Okay now that that's outta my uh... you know what nothing it was necessary okay i mean would wanna live a bit more wouldn't you??? (p.S. i didn't actually mean it, if any of you stupid good for nothing warehouses monopoly rich dueds come after me i'll send my unicycle gang after you. Hi, welcome to my web site, it's called stlepsy.neocities.org ok yes ok. WWE HATE WAREHOUSEEEEEEESAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. (i really don't)
May: It's may and HOW DID I NOT REACH 100K YESTERDAY. No way i didn't finish when I had 1K left. Not even bro i'm at 99,708 less than 300 left thats embarassing uhm actuallynot really because only a few have ever gotten to 100K before and i'm probably the first to stop when im 293 away from the goal. So let's finish this I guess. Im extremely close to 100K and i'll be the 13th longest text in the world and probably the 15th to reach the milesone. Oh wait you saw that yea? 100,000 CHARACTERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE 1 0 0 NICE NICE NICE NICE. Now featuring 100,000 characters to read, nice. Anyways now that I sped up and reached the ultimate goal i'm not sure if i'll keep going or not. (Possibly) I mean my original goal as said in my first paragraph was 100,000 characters so what else do I need? Not sure, but this lte is on the edge of being 6 months old and even though it may not be the fastest active one atleast it say active unlike a lot of other ones. I'm not too sure what character count im planning next so maybe 130,000 since thats what the STC LTE izzat. I'm also pretty sure there might be someone in between there but I can't fully remember. All I know is 130K is my next newest goal and after that, well I don't know. It's also almost the weekend so when I get home today -. I'm home it's not 19:37 but. Okay wow that weekend went be quick. It's already Monday, is this my life. Just this endless cycle? Anyways it's Monday and I was too busy enjoying my weekend rather then spending a bunch of typing on this useless website. But now it's the most interesting thing I can do so im back at it again. DUring the weekend I went to New York City (pretty coo) it was quite a long drvie but it was definitely wroth. (I wasn't exactly there for a holiday) I'm honestly not the biggest fan of uh, I don't wanna say citie but i'd say the process of going to New York is a pain. It's not like im driving but there's still tos of traffic and tolls and stuff happening, and impatient people it's so meh. The city itself is great, and even though it's far some family live there so it's a lot of the time, the reason I go there and I know the area pretty well. We've got good parts such AS: Manhattan- iconic part with tourists and skyscrapers. uhh thats basically it don't worry about the rest. Let's move to another city uhh. Samuelson. Samuelson is a really BIG CITY. It spans around 700-750 sq km and it contains a population of around 17,000,000 people. It a rise from the 10,700,000 in 2015 and rise from the 4,300,000 in 2000. The city wa established in 1927. And it's first milestone was 50,000 residents by 1950. After world war 2 it increased even more doubling it's residents by 1955, and by 1965 it rached 500,000. By 1975 it had 2.5M but going forward into the 80s it's steel industry started to collapse as the city went downhill. People stopped coming and having kids which caused the population to stagnate at around 4,500,000 in 1995 and a slight 200,000 decrease entering the 21st century. Surprisingly in 2002 the new mayour. Sammington Samson I was able to turn the city around slowly as economic improvements showed in late 2003. He also started to buy land from farmers who had surrounded the city and also added skyscrapers further expanding the citiy. By 2010 6.5M residents resided in the residal area. However in 2011 Samington Samson I ate Haggis and died sadly. But thats not the end before the election of 2011 would be an interesting one. It was between Samington Samson II and Al... Samington Samson II promised to continue his fathers work and make the city even larger and even more of a metropolis and even change the name to Samuelson. Al promised to... be a good leader. And that worked because after a hard campaign from Samington and a hard campaign from al the final vote was Al winning 6,880,012 votes and and Samington winning 3. As the new mayor Al immedietly upped the police force. He also cracked down on drugs and demanded they all be sent to his office... for governent reasons. In 2015 they somehow managad to reach 10,000,000 residents as a population and it kept speeding up, unfortunately for al by 2019 he was so incredibly old he died of hair-loss. The next election quickly took place in 2019 when the population reached 16,000,000 and the election reached Samington Samson II vs John. Despite John being a famous and world loving celebrity he surprinsingly lost the election and he quite fierce with them to attacking Samington. As soon as Samington took power John mysteriously dissapeared (no correlation) and The city went back on track with the average height expanding from 137cm to 180cm. By 2025 the city reached 17,700,000 a less gained from pervious years and the growth rate has toppled from 8 kids per family to 2 and a half kids per family. However i'm sure the city will keep expanding and the populationed will keep surging forever right. Ok now that you know the lore of Samuelson it's important to note that this is indeed a real city and I didn't make it because i'm bored thanks. Alright so it's come to my attention that a list of UNTRUE Lte's has been added to the official lte sight so let's look at them. The First 2 are "THE End of the World 4: LTE Edition Volume 2 Iv" I've quite literally never heard or seen this LTE before so it must be before my time and im kinda lazy to read it but it just seems like a story someone yapped about... The next one has the same title but no volume 2 and it literally just copy and paste for pages and pages... Nice. The next one we have here next is The Land Walrus LTE for copy and pasting html. Pretty general and makes sense. Although he rely did type 600,000+ characters it is technically against the rules. The next and last one is the SourToastCrunch LTE. And it's pretty unique since well. The other ones don't contain, rape, jokes, sex jokes, racist jokes, and slurs. It's official reason is poor conduct on the part of the writer. However it has since been deleted so by the time you're reading this it might be up and running on the regular page again with who knows how many characters. But as of 5/5/2026 it's not. Thats the only stuff in the untrue lte section for now though. I also thought it might be cool to go over what the top LTE's are just for documenting so we shall go through them. Great Words from the magic man Author: Ohnkata Characters: 865K The Potato LTE Author: Knockton Characters: 657K Sprout's LTE of Drugs Author: Sproutemy Characters: 526K The Pink-ish Pickle LTE Author: Pink-ish Pickle Characters: 318K Mckenzie's LTE Author: Howds Characters: 287K RainbowFluffySheep's LoTeEv (Part 1 and 2) Author: RainbowFluffySheep Characters (in total): 250K Hermnerp's LTE Author: Hermnerp Characters: 230K The Flaming Chicken LTE Author: Flaming Chicken Characters: 203K Shade's LTE Author: Shade Characters: 183K Falcon XWPlay's LTE Author: Falcon XWPlays's Characters: 153K spice04's LTE Author: spice04 Characters: 133K dfc454's LTE of stupidity Author: dfc454 CharactersL 129K Maple's No Lifer Project Author: Stlepsy/ or Maple Characters: 107K Slashii LTE Author: SlashedWasTaken Characters: 96K Iseycupcake's LTE Author: Iseycupcake Characters: 92K Ok wow there's the modern top 15 nice. I'm curious how much that'll change in the next few months or even by the end of the year. I expect the top 5 to remain pretty untouched as it is besides character differences. I also expect maybe some bottom ranks to change to. Now I only did the top 15 so i know the bottom of the leaderboard in the 20s and 30s is FREQUENTLY changing but once you're in the top 10 and especially top 5 it takes a lot to shake things up. I plan to though, if dfc454 doesn't update or if spice04 doesn't update well looks like i'm in for an easy passing. Uhh you know not signaling that i'm gonna but you know it might be good for me to do something like that of course. Im quite right now so I do not know what to talk about help. It's honestly insane to see mysef at 107,000 to be real i wasn't sure if i'd ever see myself reach over a hundred thousand and I genuinely thought the 70,000s would be my end or finish atleast. Now with my somehow success i'll make plans to exceed 110,000, 120,000 and hopefully 130,000 although motivation decline might just start there since the gaps to move up spots widen. But what is this? This isn't to pass people, it's purely to get a super long text, one of the longest ever. But will it ever be the longest ever? Seems pretty far but i've gained nearl 40,000 pretty quick.. And the SourToastCrunch Lte got 60k in around a day. Yea I aspire to get something like that but I simply haven't yet but who knows maybe i'll spend 8 hours typing one day. Atleast I spent more than 3 days right. Ok so i'm starting to slowly run out of things to about which seems impossible but I really am so I guess I could randomly talk about French. So french is a cool language and I take it in school and honestly it's not that hard. Some cool places speak french lie Louisiana and Quebec. Some not so cool places also speak it such as France and French Polynesia. UPDATE TIME. You may have noticed with today's edition is a slight color change of the text from orange to W H I T E. Well more of a creamy W H I T E but still whiteish nontheless. Not gonna lie I was just experiencing with the color code and did that and thought it looked pretty sweet, i might change it back who knows every so often I like to change up the website either thats with changing the background from orange to black or the text color from orange to white. Its also come to my attention im very close to exceeding 110,000 characters... which is cool yes. Okay wow I think i did it thats nice now i just need 20,000 to reach my goal and then you know who knows who'll ever know i dont know i dont i dont. I should continue my list or rating countries out of 10 but I really dont know the rating system or what it's going by. Kinda just how i feel. The Phillipines is certainly not on the level or better than Japan right? But it's just how I felt. I just wanna get a certain amount of characters so I can feel closer to my goal. After 120,000 i'll start to feel a bit more motivated but the goal is to simply not burn out too quick. I doubt I can handle a battle with any top active LTE's like Sprout or knockton but it's worth going up to that point right. (Yea im never reaching 600,000+ or even 500,000+) But i'll for sure try to reach into the 200,000s. 100,000 is cool it really is but it's not just not high enough. It's not the amount of characters i like or desire. I'd simply like a few more characters but who knows I might be halfway through, I might be a quarter of the way through. There's no accurate way of saying and thats fine suspense right. HANTAVIRUS HANTAVIRUS Who else heard of the new hanta virus, it's covid all over again isn't it? .. Is it? Probably not, tho it's 40% mortality rate would make the average person sweat when reading it. Oh it can stay dormant for 8 weeks nice.... yeah I feel like it's quite an exxageration innit? I mean it's like onn a cruiseee shipp. Hey anyone hear of that new virus what is it like Covid??? Eh probably not that bad shouldn't be a problem and we'll forget about it in a month. Ok anywyas so for the next topic to talk about uhh I don't really know politics are controversial but it's also interesting to document here what's happening at the time. I won't go over anything political but let's see what happens when I search up news on google and see what the top articles are. The first one is: Live updates: "US awaits Iran’s response to latest proposal to end war" Uhhh okayyy. Yeah so for context for anyone reading this years later uhmm yea the US is quite involved with iran 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷. I don't know mann they're just doing random stuff right now who knows. The next one is.."Russia doesn’t have much to celebrate on Victory Day, as Ukraine brings the war home to Putin" Uhhhh yeahhh see how this is controversial. "‘That’s A Big Get.’ Inside The Seahawks Draft Room During The 2026 NFL Draft" OKAy finally some actualy important news the nfl right? Well i don't really care about football as much as i make it seem but I guess thats a good documenting of whats on the news on GOOGLE right now. Now we use Yahoo!. (joke son since i'll never use yahoo! and you shouldn't either) Now i'll listen to Hound Dog BFRO IM IN ENGLISH CLASS AND MY TEACHER IS TALKING ABOUT SKIBIDI TOILET OK. I should just talk about the one time he started talking about brain rot calling it tribalism and cannibalism. He's like over 60 years old and apparentyl studies this but i'm not in the mood to lose braincells so i'll move on. Anyways I was discussing with someone and I realized hmm 🤔 If Elvis in the song says "You ain't no friend of mine" With ain't and no he's essentially saying no twice meaning he's calling you a friend of his🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 Exposed little bro you're not slick lad. Okay 113,000 characters can this go any faster please I wanna get 120,000 I need it kinda. So I got to this site by just typing neocities then it brought me to my website to which I pressed the edit button and scroll to the bottom but since im the worlds fastest scroller on a mouse I actually got to the bottom in 0.00000415 seconds. Thats nice kid KID WHO CARES RIGHT? SO UH YEAH THEN I START TYPING AND I CAME LATE TO SCHOOL THOUGH AND YOU KNOW WHAT IM STILL TYPING NOTHING'LL EVER STOP ME EVEN IF CLASS ENDS IN 17 SECONDS OH SHOO- Ok I successfully got to my hall (with nobody in it yet) and I succesfully got out of the hall while people were finally making their way into the hall. I try to not be seen. SONNN cheez mop. Okay so the aim for 120,000 is on go. Okay so an update on the Sour Toast Crunch Lte. It's cooked, even if he updates it he's basically not being added back on, despite deleting everything bad and offensive he apparently broke US Fedral Law. Ghandi played five nights at freddy's while listening to King Von mog clipping clavicular. Okay that was said by a friend and that might just be the most 2026 sentence ever im not even completely sure what it means. Also wow almost 120,000 nearly 115,000 cool. Okay maybe being close to 120,000 is a bit of a stretch but for lte standards it's not that bad i should just submit this to my teacher I mean why not. It's 1:16 now and i don't know what to do what shoukld I do what will he do what am a gonna do. Go to 7 ELEVEn? Probably not sincce I can't really leave school to just simply go somewhere. I meann I could but im too busy writing a super long text and it's just for fun currently not even to see myself on a leaderboard, atp just pretend it doesn't exist why should it why does it need to. It's te 8th of May and it's been 8 days since i've reaced tre big 100,000 and i've slowed down a bit... well that sucks doesn't it let's get some more characters shall i? Im trying to guess or take a hint on how long i'll stay on this website. At this point i have no idea probably until I lose my account for some reason. Surely. I have pretty high hopes this will last me through 2026 possibly, after that though i've got no clue. Let's look at the news again fun. "Pentagon begins release of UFO files" Oh wow UFO's sweet who doesn't love 'em. But UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object and if the news is confirming they are UFO's then thats just identifying them as a UFO so is it really an unidentified flying object. IF you've indentified it as an identified flying object but technically that makes it identified so let's just call it identified flying object or IFO so really you saw IFO's in the sky, see the government is lying to us and trying to trick us but i won't be silenced and i am not suicidal. People will silence me or atleast try to but im here to expose, infact im exposing everyone. STarting with Knocktons Potato LTE yeah so breakin news most of his or atleast over 50% of his LTE is actually not about Potatoes. He might try to silence me when he reads this... actually im not even sure he's active anymore 6 months since the last update. Alright next to expose, Ohnkata yea well there is a tiny section TINY SECTION of his so called "Great Words From The Magic Man" well i hate to break it to you but one section of that lte wasn't very magical at around 336,660is characters he says "ill take a few breaks here and there because i can get distracted" first of all NO BREAKS. BREAKS ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE... WORK TILL YOU CANT NO MO. Ok thanks. Next is Maple's No Lifer Project or The No Lifer Project as it might get called in the future. Not a fan of the maple part and also well besides other lte's being bigger i don't think there are any larger ones that call themselves a no lifer project so I think I might be safe to just call this THEE No Lifer Project of the world. But thats egotistical which im not so i won't do that yet. (I kinda added tat extrea stuff and the reason is because I don't like the Maple part. But anyways back to this review... Maple's No Lifer Project might just be the worst project i've ever seen aswell as an lte. My Middle school science project was cooler than that piece of crap, The author himself just gets me mad, as a long time viewer of the Maple's No Lifer Project the quality drastically declined as the I witnessed the downfall of this poor poor thing. It started pretty promising but honestly just went down hill a long way with the author losing motivation for 5 MONTHS. AND WHEN THIS DUDE COMES BACK YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES!? WRITES THE MOST LOW POORT QUALITY TEXT EVER SEEN IT WAS SO BAD... SO BAD SO INFAMOUSLY BAD THAT IT GOT STRAIGHT UP REMOVED FROM THE LIST LOL WHAT A LOSER. It got put in untrue world alon with The Land Walrus LTE (yk the former #1 lte in the world) Fortunately for maple they felt pretty generous and I guess put him back on. HOWEVER FOR SOUR TOAST CRUNCH HE DIDN'T GET S0 LUCK- Okay I won't make fun of him and I do kinda feel bad, he did bad things in his lte and well thats... bad but he is also extremely fast in typing and he started typing again at around 150,000+ characters. SOoo pulling away from me again but you know i'll keep up eventually it's not a race guys it's just to a well? i don't know get a good character count on my lte. Alright so this strategy of typing for a while is literally not workin out, you'd think you'd gain a good character amount and i'm not even too sure what i'm at right now yet it's making me angry that I don't have more so igve me more will ya GIVE ME MORE CARACTERSA. OH wait I have an idea yeah type duh just... type duh why didn't i think of that I'm bein such a son I sonned to hard help. I have tons of more time to reach a good character count but dfc yea i'm going to pass you bud ... well if you're not active, if you are then im cooked but im not since the magic man himsel ohnkata told me he quit....imagine quitting thats quite embarassing right (no) everyone quits maybe I will maybe i'll do it right now alright this could be the end of the lte i know it'sad right right. Right so I just checked my character count and it's 119,ish uhh 119k or 119 _ _ _ blah blah nobody cares about those extrea junk numbers but the good news is 120k soon and who doesn't love a good one twenty kay. imagine 10 10 times and 10 10 times is 100 so 100 10 times so basically 10 10 10 times. Then add 10 2 times and boom 120,000. You know when I start to feel exhausted from writing thats your qeue to keep on typing, type more because when you typa your just that typa person who types a lot. Like stop typing is typing your type who's type. Okay dang ok dang k dang o dang. Let's hound this dog yeehaw. Okay the more I get bored the more my text starts to not make sense so let's try to not let that happen. I mean maybe who knows though. I should totally do another restauarant order that was fun, frankly restaurant is kind of a stretch, im not sure who's calling MCDonalds a restaurant but atleast another food place right. Jeez im bored but atleast have dignity to keep typing jeez you're lazy KEEP TYPING JEEZ TYPE BRO TYPE TYPEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Imagine not typing though like jeez. Okay so i'm in class today and the class isn't listenin and you know I don't talk too much and I dont wanna talk about it much but im genuinely not the loudest in class although I do sometimes sneak a talk to a few chaps i'm aware of. However this class was eh not the best class it could be good to call it the worst class of te day or atleast that teachers worst class and well constant talking so you know what happens? Yea a pop quiz becasuee of of course we get that, thats what we need but you know what?? It's like the most difficult pop quiz i've ever taken but somehow somehow i just got a 10/10 LOLOL IM A LEGEND!? no im not but she only gave it the kids who weren't uhh disruptive during class? Not so much that and so much as of uhh how do I explain this? Yes those who didnt stom out of the class like some other people did because well believe some other people did. This is school in america baby and thats what happens these days. So what happens next? WEll class kinda resums and boom the bell rings. Pretty bad friday to be having if you're one of those getting in big trouble but if your like me uhh pretty well I guess??? Now I should go home up the hill ( i live on kinda a mountain) or well uh a hill. And when you walk down the road a bit ya know what ya see? HA A RIVER NICE ANDDD A FACTORY COO- Okay this might sound weird but it actually looks pretty well and presends good photo opportunities and im not a photographer myself but i have to admit it's not the worst view you could get for a factory, not to mention i overlook the city COOL COOL COOL COOL. But I need to get my photos in now while I can since they're gonna build facotires infront of it. Either that or tear things down. Let me tell you they love their warehouses and will do anything to get 'em. Now it's time to talk about uh a uh not sure but I still wanna make the most of my time 122,000 characters IS pretty impressive in my opinion especially after being at a lame 75,000 well, 60,000-75,000 for the longest time, seriously it was bad and it was boring and just yeah i didn't like it onea bit. Okay so it's the 13th of May and I took a tiny bit break over the past couple days it wasn't really intentional but it was definitely needed so another burn out doesn't happen. It's Wednesday ok. Stlepsy now welcome to stlepsy. Today i'll talk about airplanes i guess. One thing i don't understand about airplanes is why engines are needed at this point its common knowledge that an airplane can start by just grabbing the propeller in the front and spinning it fast enough. Okay wow what a cut off it's the 14th now but what was I saying. Let's go back to early 2023, I had just won my 5th VLBC cup. My final one but it was also the 5th one I had won in the past year or so things were looking mostyl great. The VLBC or Velqtte's Leaderboard Competition were a I guess a bunch of leaderboard competitions that took place each month. I had won in March 2022, June 2022, August 2022, September 2022, and finally January 2023. The way to win it was different every month and it would only last a few days, the longest being maybe over 5 days. I wish I could say i had unparalleled dominance but obv that wasn't true. It was when i was getting good at leaderboards anyways. In most of my months of gaining those my biggest competitor may have been someone by the name of Dal. They were pretty good and although I didn't like them I have to admit looking back it was definitely my favourite rivalry I ever faced. Unfortuntely i can't really call this one win like some others. Dal had gotten 5 titles herself by the time I reached it. (Although i had a lead early on) She had gotten 1 title before be but I beat her to 2, 3, and 4 and ti. You know in all my time making an lte it's never been this hot when making one, LITERALLY IT SO HOT HELP. I started this lte in december when the cold was just starting and we've just ended peak cold and now it's REALLY HOT. It's cureently march 20th, 2026 and I have a deadly math test tomorrow that I needa succeed in or else I might be executed big time. Okay so speaking of executions I once saw this kid getting executed in my town. Basically this kid stole loaf of bread and within 25 minutes he was being stung by bees. Okay I don't know what to say what what whaaaaa Greenland- 9.5/10 Canada- 9.5/10 United States of America- (this really depends on where in the country you're at)- 9.5/10 Mexico- 8/10 Belize- 4/10 Guatemala- 3/10 Costa Rica- 3/10 El Salvador- 4/10 Panama- 3.5/10 Colombia-5.5/10 Ecuador- 5.2/10 Venezuela-3/10 Suriname-4/10 Guyana- 5/10 Peru- 6/10 Bolivia- 6/10 Chile- 6.5/10 Brazil- 8/10 French Guiana- 8.9/10 Argentina- 7.5/10 Uruguay- 6.5/10 Paraguay- 7/10 Ireland- 7.6/10 United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland- 0/10 France -1/10 Spain- 7.8/10 Portugal- 7.8/10 Italy- 8.2/10 Luxembourg- 9.6/10 Switzerland- 10/10 Germany- 9/10 Denmark- 9.5/10 Norway- 10/10 Sweden- 9/10 Finland- 8.5/10 Poland- 9/10 Hungary- 7/10 Czech Republic- 7.5/10 Slovak Republic- 7/10 Luxembourg- 9.6/10 Austria- 8.5/10 Serbia- 7.5/10 Romania- 7.8/10 Latvia- 7/10 Estonia- 6.5/10 Lithuania 7.5/10 Slovenia- 8.5/10 Montenegro- 6.5/10 Kosovo (only adding for the extra character, but tis is a controversial one.- 7/10 Macedonia- 7.5/10 Albania- 6/10 Bosnia and Herzegovina- 7.1/10 (only bosnio though. herzegovina gets a 2 Greece- 8.5/10 Turkiye- 8.5/10 Syria- 3/10 Iraq- 4.5/10 Jordan-6/10 Israel-7.8/10 Kuwait- 7/10 Palestine (only adding for extra characters again as it is controversial)- 2.9/10 UAE- 9/10 Oman- 6.3/10 Yemen- 0/10 Afghanistan- 1/10 Iran- 3/10 Tajikistan- 6.5/10 Turkmenistan- 2/10 Uzbekistan- 3.5/10 Krygzstan- 3/10 India- 5/10 Pakistan- 4/10 Bangladesh- 4/10 Myanmar/Burma- 6/10 Thailand- 7.5/10 Cambodia- 6/10 Laos- 5./10 Vietnam- 6.2/10 People's Republic Of China- 7/10 Democratic People's Republic of Korea- -10/10 South Korea- 8.5/10 Japan- 9/10 Philippines- 10/10 Indonesia- not sure/10 i'll ask sprout later. Papua New Guinea- 5/10 Fedeerated States of Micronesia- 6/10 Palau- 2.5/10 (because it's fat) Vanuatu- 7.5/10 Fiji- 8.77/10 New Zealand- 10/10 AUstralia- 7/10 (because of evil kangaroos)