Hello peoples!!! Welcome to the absolute LONGEST text that i’ve ever done, well probably, I’m not entirely sure what to make this about and i’ve been thinking about it for quite a while. I am making this document on the 7th of December, 2025, and official production of this text begins on the 8th. Now to start this off I’m not really sure what to go by since I have quite a few names online so let’s go with “Maple” since it’s easy to remember and what I'm most recognized with. I’m not really sure how long I'm going to be making this since or at least adding on to it, because I feel like it’s quite easy to lose motivation on smth like this. Annddd let’s make smth to someTHING since this is supposed to be a long text. Alright to start my yap of eternity (because frankly I don’t know when this is going to end) I think i’ll start with briefly talking about countries!!!! Why? Because there’s like 193-205 of them depending on who you ask and if I just do 500-1,000 characters for each nation that’ll for sure bring me into the 100K characters LTE club. I’ll probably do other stuff besides that as well so this doesn’t feel like a boring school project but something that's actually fun. Well fun for me atleast i’m not sure who’s finding a review about Cape Verde fun but okay. Also want to mention that this will be in alphabetical order.
Afghanistan
OKAY wow so starting off with a hot one, Afghanistan! Probably most notable for being one of the countries nobody can conquer!? Right. Well maybe, but there’s more than what meets the eye! (probably, I don’t know that, I just said it so this sounds interesting.) Now starting with some modern knowledge as modern Afghanistan and Afghanistan from 35 years ago really isn’t the same. Please forgive me if I get a few things wrong as I’m not the most educated on the topic. In 1996 the capital of “Islamic Republic of Afghanistan” was overrun and captured by the Taliban who then established the “Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan” Yeahh similar name. Try not to get them confused will ya? Anywho,after the 2001 and the events that were included U.S. forces (as well as some others) went into Afghanistan and retook the capital with the help of the Afghan Northern Alliance and were able to establish a state that was uhh not very stable and ultimately they were unable to keep this and by 2021 forces withdrew leading the Taliban to retake the rest of Afghanistan and the Islamic Emirate was established once again and is still there do this day. SO uhh that something. Besides that kinda modern history lesson. Besides that which was on the modern side Afghanistan is one of the oldest civilizations in the entire world dating back to the ancient age of the Bronze and the Helmand civilization which was wayyy back thousands of years ago. Besides it being an OG to the modern world it’s also notably recognized for being landlocked, which is more of a con than it is a pro but yeah… Cool fact though. Other notable facts, Islamic nation, Theocracy, quality of living is meh and remember these are MY opinions if you think Afghanistan is super awesome dog sauce then sure. But ehh yeah there’s the overview.
Second entry: So after doing my first nation on the list it kinda dawned on me that, that was kind of maybe on the boring side but I wasn’t really sure how to make it seem more interesting so that’s that I guess, and is there a comma in “thats”? I have no clue. I’m thinking about yapping about school possibly since well I go to it every day, but there really isn’t much to talk about. It's as normal as school can be and nothing really happens right? At least mine is uneventful just full of people who don’t want to be there and also teachers who for some reason want to work at a school? (no offense of course if you are or wanna a teacher haha [unless you want to be a Mathematics/Algebra/Geometry or any other type of math teacher, then you very much do want to take offense…glad we can establish that.]) Oh yeah MATH. I dislike it strongly but unfortunately it’s really useful if you want to do something in life. But let’s be real, a lot of this stuff most people aren’t even going to use in life. Obviously all the basics are and maybe some parts of Algebra (more like Algebruh) and definitely parts of Geometry but besides like that eh. I’m fine with other school subjects. I don't really find a problem with them, I don’t currently have history this year but every other year I have had it and I do next year and like many others I do enjoy it a lot. English is also quite hated but I don’t find a problem with it. Maybe it’s because my teacher I’m not sure but it’s not TOO bad keyword TOO bad oK1?121? I also have some type of Science class, typically something like Chemistry, Biology, or Physics. And well yeah i'm quite fine with those and the other side classes. As for the people AT my school they are whatever, rarely anybody who’ll change someone's life in a drastic great way. There are TONS who can change it for the worst though. Try to keep away from those! But, Ladies and Gentlemen this isn’t a guide on what to expect in school it’s a long text and long texts go on for a while and not usually on the same topic either. Also sorry for the run-on sentences I'm not 11 I promise! And I might not even have run on sentences but I have a history of not making sense in these types of things and I'm not really going back to review my work. Now what do I say now? I don’t have any ideas left. I guess i’ll write about uhm the YEAR, yes 2025, just made it in time in time for this to be counted as a 2025 writing and not 2026, i was debating in my head if I wanted to make this in the beginning of 2026 but I decided I was kind of getting impatient and SOMEONE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) KEPT BUGGING ME TO MAKE A REALLY LONG TEXT which yeah, I was going to make one eventually I thought it was a good idea and it would be quite fun for my life, which is well not quite fun right now to say the least. I’m honestly not an entirely too sure this will be active I know discussed this earlier but I want to give a more straight answer right now and say it will probably go for a whileeeeeee, i’ll try to stay motivated the best I can, and probably won’t have a consistent date for each of these updates however for now I’m trying to get in an update maybe every day, of course it’s only my second day doing technically, but i’ll try to keep this going for a while. Now you tell me in 1 year if i’m still motivated (i hope so) I don’t think school work will stop me but I also hope I don’t run into any other problems like I did this year. All I've run into is stress after stress after stress after stress and that's not an exaggeration by no means. Year after year it just keeps getting worse, and no I don't mean school although that could be a reason for some of the extra stress. Now I won’t go into detail on what this has done to me and things seem to be going better at least for now [Keywords: Atleast/for/now], and I seem to be hanging in there just fine currently. [Keyword: Currently] hopefully I'm doing way better by this time 2026 but my current state right now is still very manageable and liveable to where my mood is usually on a happier side. So that's quite a bit of yap, some a bit serious and some not. I say let’s continue on our nations (does anyone read these lol)
Albania: Albania… What else more is there to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Wow that was really cool huh? I bet you didn’t know that about Albania, right? Don’t tell me you did, we both know you didn’t things like that is what make Albania one of the most important countries on earth right? Very cool, very pro, and very influential, I mean I didn't want to make that too short so I really locked in (modern slang, lets see if that is still used in some years when you’re reading this :P ). I decided to detail the Albanian review a looooot just so you can get as much info as possible so you should be happy you’re informed of such knowledge. Algeria: